Milkman will doodle stupid shit for you.

[The Milkman]

Hello. I'll doodle some stupid things if you tell me what to draw. Nothing too elaborate, because I'm fucking lazy and I don't want to put more than a piss drop of effort into it.
I will draw crap like this:

..Not sure why I signed that.

Alrighty.

 

[spencer cunningham]

a walrus rodeo

 

[The Batman]

a moose version of Woody Allen

 

[Hogan]

chuck norris fighting a drag queen panda express panda over a pit of wiggling sea monkeys on a cloudy day

 

[Ralph]

Pillsbury Dildo Boy.

 

[DavidCronin]

kermit the frog and miss piggy having butt sex
hah not weird at all

 

[Hogan]

yes, yes that is^^^^

 

[mat]

me posing naked on a stool, but in a different position than last time

 

[Bear Grylls]

a dog with a boner

 

[The Milkman]

Wow, I didn't expect this many takers. I'll have to get to work on this.
...Goddamn it, Mat.

 

[Tony Ebbert]

pikachu in a kkk outfit?

 

[zscoot95]

I agree with tonyebbert