toms mum went out
and there was a pile of about 20 newspapers by the back door
and i covered tom in all of the newspapers when he was lyin down
i got under the stairs covered in cushions
after about an hour his mum come back and was like wtf
so she told him to clear it all up
at this point she doesnt know im there
he made a fart noise when it was clear to run upstairs
i ran upstairs so he could tidy away the cushions
then when he had done that
he plugged the hoover in and started rammin it into her feet so she moved into the kitchen
he made another fart noise...with the hoover still on
i ran down stairs and out the front door
i texted tom to bring the garage key out...and i hid around the other side of the car
he brought the key out...i got my bike...and got home
and she still doesnt know i was there
such a funny night
and there was a pile of about 20 newspapers by the back door
and i covered tom in all of the newspapers when he was lyin down
i got under the stairs covered in cushions
after about an hour his mum come back and was like wtf
so she told him to clear it all up
at this point she doesnt know im there
he made a fart noise when it was clear to run upstairs
i ran upstairs so he could tidy away the cushions
then when he had done that
he plugged the hoover in and started rammin it into her feet so she moved into the kitchen
he made another fart noise...with the hoover still on
i ran down stairs and out the front door
i texted tom to bring the garage key out...and i hid around the other side of the car
he brought the key out...i got my bike...and got home
and she still doesnt know i was there
such a funny night
