Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

[lukeramseyy]

I did a feeble when i was messing around on a kids fasen complete and he started shouting at me saying "What are you doing, there not for grinds!"

 

[JoelanPlz]

my friend just swapped a pair of trans blue mint v2 suies for crisp dirt bars
just gtfo

 

[zach poon]

i was at a contest at my local park and the announcer said " look at the height of that ollie" in the little kids division

 

[DeviinGilly]

"dude, i taught my son how to roll a spliff today"

"fucking nice"

 

[Beck Dobrzanski]

I get asked how tall my bars are almost every day multiple times by little mgp/lucky kids with back breaker bars, btw my bars are 28 tall and 24 wide haha

 

[Austin Forkner]

"Are u sponsored"? "Do a backflip"? "Are u sponsored"? "What kind of scooter is that"? "Are u sponsored"? "Can u kickless"? "Are u sponsored"? Some of the questions the kids ask me at my local. They also always ask if my scooter is dialed.

 

[thealexbuffery]

"can i try your scooter" x4 by a few different kids, or they just pick up my scooter and ride it

like, fuck off

and then when i ask for it back that start riding away from me and avoid giving it back FFS I WILL STAB YOU

 

[JoelanPlz]

"can i try your scooter" x4 by a few different kids, or they just pick up my scooter and ride it

like, fuck off

and then when i ask for it back that start riding away from me and avoid giving it back FFS I WILL STAB YOU

even worse when the kids don't even have a scooter and youre just stood there...

 

[lukeramseyy]

Some kid started pestering me to swap headset topcaps

 

[Nate_Robertson]

Some kid with his 100 dollar fusion complete from walmart was more expensive then my 600 dollar scooter. And some kid asked me to play a game of flyout scoot. smh

 

[Chrispy]

i beat a kid at scoot who had a custom setup. i got him out on a 180

 

[GingerNamedTravis]

"all scooter kids need to die" followed by "hey could i bum a cigarette off of you?" fuck no you cant, dick

 

[thealexbuffery]

"all scooter kids need to die" followed by "hey could i bum a cigarette off of you?" fuck no you cant, dick

"All scoot kids need to die"

"Hey can you give me some cancer?"

Well hey why not haha

 

[Dom Marconi]

"are those pegs on a scooter?"

 

[DeviinGilly]

"why are you filming with an SD? Only skaters can film SD"

then they proceed to try and rob me. woohoo

 

[Beck Dobrzanski]

"are those pegs on a scooter?"

Used to get that all the time when I rode my addict with pegs haha

 

[Ethan_]

"How do you grind one one of those?"

 

[BeeFrew]

(I previously owned black flavor bars but then got some sourcde t's.)


I showed up to the park and one of the local cooter kids said "Oh you chromed your flavors"?

Lml

 

[Ignacho]

'Kicks is a slang word for kickless rewinds''
''Scooters are a fucking disease'' 5 minutes go by ''can I ride your scooter?''
''What wheels are those?'' shitty new eagles that i get asked for every day

 

[Dom Marconi]

"Have you ever hit your ankles with that thing?"