Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

[DeviinGilly]

"scooter riders cant wear thrasher dumbfuck"

 

[thealexbuffery]

"you're not allowed to ride scooters in here!"
*proceeds to have mum bring in scooter and cheer on his brother riding the scooter in circles on the halfpipe*

"IM BEST AT TRIANGLE"
*crawls up spine*

 

[Brennan]

"I think District v2's are stronger than v2i's."

Me: "How?"

"They're shorter so they won't bend or anything."

...

 

[SamDybeck]

"what do you mean first one-piece deck?"

 

[Beck Dobrzanski]

"what do you mean first one-piece deck?"

Every time I try to explain tsi to some mgp/lucky kid hahhaahha

 

[SamDybeck]

"theres no board! you can't call it a boardslide, thats a "scooter grind!"

 

[CoryR]

"is that a phoenix"
*points to my sledge*

 

[Chrispy]

I rode my ultra pro to the park and a ton of little kids on customs kept telling me "your scooter sucks i bet you suck" and shit like that so i pulled a sketchy 3 off a ledge and they kept asking me for help on their 180's the rest of the day lol

 

[ChrisFleugel]

I rode my ultra pro to the park and a ton of little kids on customs kept telling me "your scooter sucks i bet you suck" and shit like that so i pulled a sketchy 3 off a ledge and they kept asking me for help on their 180's the rest of the day lol

woooooooow a sketchy 360, can i get your autograph?!!??!??!?!

 

[Chrispy]

woooooooow a sketchy 360, can i get your autograph?!!??!??!?!

Lol. That sounded really gey but i was making a point that my 3 was not amazing and they acted like that despite the fact that the 3 sucked lol. But i mean if you want my autograph...

 

[yoyoflavored]

*some kids yelling at me from the waterpark next to my local*
*12 yo skater comes over and points his phone camera at them*
"Look im taking pictures of the faggots"
lol

 

[EverettY]

Kid comes up to me with a cheaper MGP Scooter and District bars... "You wanna trade bars?" I had just put on brand new Chrome Phoenix T-Sweeps... Me: "No I just got these" Another guy to the kid "He doesn't want your stuff he bought what he likes and your stuff is shit" LOL

 

[thogan]

"Just smoke one" says the skanky 13 year old ramp tramp sitting on the four stair, attempting to give her 6 year old brother a cigarette

 

[JoelanPlz]

owned

 

[gary.the.llama]

"Have you ever hit your ankles with that thing?"

every.fucking.kid.in.school

 

[Yung Scumbag]

I told one of my friend's friends to do a 540 and he rode away from me and later I heard him insulting me.

 

[Nick Henry]

These druggies at my local tried touching kids with condoms on their hands…yeh

 

[Brennan]

(When people see me filming)

"Why don't you get a gopro?"
"You should have your parents buy you a gopro."
"Have you ever heard of a gopro?"

YES. YES I HAVE.

 

[thealexbuffery]

"dude wanna film clips for my throwaway edit?"

 

[Chrispy]

Scoota Kid at the local ditch spot asked me why people like tall bars because "they make bri's harder" loled and rode away