Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

[gary.the.llama]

"tilt is pretty much the same as envy"- Some scooter kid on a havoc

lel

 

[Ignacho]

thank god i haven't seen or heard anything of havoc

 

[thealexbuffery]

thank god i haven't seen or heard anything of havoc

you thought you wouldnt see anything of havoc

you thought wrong

 

[Ignacho]

Why did you have to do this to me it's like the the old grit and slamm made a baby

 

[thealexbuffery]

gangsta rap made me do it

 

[Devin DePriest]

Blitzzzz

 

[thealexbuffery]

team dogzzzzzzzz

 

[Austin Forkner]

"Ya I'm gonna send an edit into Phoenix and get sponsored" local kid who's best trick is a double whip flyout

 

[gary.the.llama]

Blitzzzz

blitz is ok not as bad as havoc the only thing is that it has the same problem as flavor that it gets cracks under the headtube but it doesnt snap

 

[Ignacho]

not like a saying but the kids always sit on top of the grindboxes and put their stuff there like if it was a bench

 

[Beck Dobrzanski]

not like a saying but the kids always sit on top of the grindboxes and put their stuff there like if it was a bench

My local #relatable

 

[DeviinGilly]

"I sold my textbooks for pot"
"aren't you in the middle of your term"
"yeah"
"niiiiice hombre"

 

[Beck Dobrzanski]

I used to ride an addict jd deck, and kids would always be asking me if I'm jd lolz

 

[ChrisPollak.]

"Omg whats your best trick!" fucking tailwhips, got em every try.

 

[thealexbuffery]

I used to ride an addict jd deck, and kids would always be asking me if I'm jd lolz

"JD deck? you mean JDbug?"

 

[Chrispy]

Yo alex some of those havoc bars look pretty rad and epic

 

[Beck Dobrzanski]

Yo alex some of those havoc bars look pretty rad and epic

What?

 

[Chrispy]

What?

One bar looks like a clone of rads (which in hindsight is a pretty generic bar shape) and one looks like epic rewinds

 

[Ethan_]

"how do you drop in?"

 

[thealexbuffery]

"how do you drop in?"

I tried to teach someone that a while ago (in my beginner years of riding) and they faceplanted