Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

[BeeFrew]

this was at school but still ridiculous...

i was wearing my satori coach jacket and some kid was like, why are you wearing a satan jacket, do you hail satan or something?

I guess he thought the r and the i looked like an n lml

 

[thealexbuffery]

satoni

 

[ChrisFleugel]

I tried to teach someone that a while ago (in my beginner years of riding) and they faceplanted

good

 

[ChrisFleugel]

this was at school but still ridiculous...

i was wearing my satori coach jacket and some kid was like, why are you wearing a satan jacket, do you hail satan or something?

I guess he thought the r and the i looked like an n lml

its even worse with the hoodie, cus the strings cover the o and and n. stupid fundy

 

[Devin DePriest]

this was at school but still ridiculous...

i was wearing my satori coach jacket and some kid was like, why are you wearing a satan jacket, do you hail satan or something?

I guess he thought the r and the i looked like an n lml

I get that all the time hahaha

 

[Chrispy]

I couldn't drop in for the longest time because i always tried to do a hop-in first haha. I either went flat of clipped lol

 

[ChrisPollak.]

I couldn't drop in for the longest time because i always tried to do a hop-in first haha. I either went flat of clipped lol

Facepalm

 

[Chrispy]

Facepalm

Its all good though now haha

 

[GrantWood]

"foreigners aren't welcome, i call cops"

 

[notaek]

some scooter kid broke his axle and asked me if i had one and i said no, just go to rona... (its a hardware store in canada) and he started mimicking me hahaha is it just me but are little scooter kids lippy everywhere?...

 

[GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET]

Scooters are gay. Asks me to ride it ten times in 2 hours. I can do a tailwhip and puts both feet down and whips it around puts one foot on rides then puts on other. Kid on my bus look I have my pro model fireflys

 

[GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET]

My *

 

[nonoah224]

kid looks at my fork " is that a district prototype?"
I ride a proto senior fork

 

[addicted_to_Addict]

Like 5 Kids asked me:" Is that the new Apex deck?"
(I ride an Addict)

 

[thealexbuffery]

*get asked this so many times by kids*

"Can u do a bri flat"

Listen here you little titwank I don't do bris flat for the chills aight

 

[Hunter Treviranus]

this was at school but still ridiculous...

i was wearing my satori coach jacket and some kid was like, why are you wearing a satan jacket, do you hail satan or something?

I guess he thought the r and the i looked like an n lml

Ive had multiple friends tell me this

 

[Turks]

This wasn't exactly at a skatepark but on fb a couple months back, this complete wasteman started this whole argument about a rant he'd posted to try and get scooters banned from this amazing skatepark in Hereford. He basically just explained that there are people getting in the way of him trying kickflips flat and no one was on his side, apart from the "chairman" of the skatepark. I messaged him explaining that his post was bullshit and the chairman decides to message me saying that I was being childish and told me to go and make my own skatepark, at this point I was 100% done with that place, basically fuck england

 

[Chrispy]

"Why do proto forks look like razor forks?"
Lol

 

[JoelanPlz]

This wasn't exactly at a skatepark but on fb a couple months back, this complete wasteman started this whole argument about a rant he'd posted to try and get scooters banned from this amazing skatepark in Hereford. He basically just explained that there are people getting in the way of him trying kickflips flat and no one was on his side, apart from the "chairman" of the skatepark. I messaged him explaining that his post was bullshit and the chairman decides to message me saying that I was being childish and told me to go and make my own skatepark, at this point I was 100% done with that place, basically fuck england

fuck me it looks pretty sick too
they did a similar thing at clifton saying that scooter kids get in the way of the skaters and that parents were leaving their kids there unsupervised and they actually got the council to put up a official notice and change the sign to say scooters can't ride
locals are chavvy scum as well they asked my dad "are you the sun of a scoota" "can't you fucking read grandad"

 

[Turks]

fuck me it looks pretty sick too
they did a similar thing at clifton saying that scooter kids get in the way of the skaters and that parents were leaving their kids there unsupervised and they actually got the council to put up a official notice and change the sign to say scooters can't ride
locals are chavvy scum as well they asked my dad "are you the sun of a scoota" "can't you fucking read grandad"

Wait so now I can't hit up Clifton? I've never been there but the place looks sick.