Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

addicted_to_Addict

addicted_to_Addict

Steel Member
Every fuckin time I'm at my indoor a kid asks me how much my Apex deck was and what bar this is. And you can tell em everthing they believe.
I ride an addict deck and rad bar...
 
A

Austin Forkner

Steel Member
I was at a park last weekend and I get there and there's a bunch of scooter kids riding the street part so I was pretty pumped. Then I started riding and doing the rails and hubbas and stuff and this one kid says dude your better than Matt mckeen and Isaac miller lol. I'm not gonna lie I was doing some sick stuff and I'm a pretty good scooter rider but not that good. And also they all had to ask me if I was sponsored and after I started watching all of them on the street course I realized they weren't even doing the rails and stuff they were trying kickless and unkickless off the boxes and stuff. And then they went and rode the mini ramp and I swear they did buttercups for nearly an hour and this one skater was trying to do a transfer into the mini and they just kept dripping in so I pretty much had to yell at all of them to stop and let the guy go. Stupid stuff like that is why scooters have a bad rep.
 
A

Austin Forkner

Steel Member
Went to megazone and built a new scoot today and thought if ride the park and I swear no one in there was above the age of 12 and all of them were little annoying get in the way parkrats. Then the parents were all sitting by the flat rail thing and sometimes I would almost hit them by accident and they would look at me like I was the idiot. Like get away from the freakin rail!!!!
 
LTS

LTS

Bronze member
addicted_to_Addict said:
Every fuckin time I'm at my indoor a kid asks me how much my Apex deck was and what bar this is. And you can tell em everthing they believe.
I ride an addict deck and rad bar...
Click to expand...
how long you have the deck? is it still holding up good? any cracks or shit?
 
Chrispy

Chrispy

Silver Member
I've never been or dersire to go, seems like a ton of little kids with coach dads and moms who tell them to practcve briflips for the x games and God forbid anyone say any bad words even remotely near their child
JasonxB said:
same thing when I went a few weeks ago man. idk if I'm gonna go back
Click to expand...
 
LTS

LTS

Bronze member
LTS said:
how long you have the deck? is it still holding up good? any cracks or shit?
Click to expand...
basically me
06jpo4.jpg
ba
 
LTS

LTS

Bronze member
going down el toro on a shopping cart….most dumbest person ever. (random ik but seriously)
wear helmets kids.
 
A

Austin Forkner

Steel Member
JasonxB said:
same thing when I went a few weeks ago man. idk if I'm gonna go back
Click to expand...
I don't think I will. The only reason I wanted to ride the park was for the foampit but I did a backflip on the box next to it then everyone thought they had to try flips in the pit so I didn't even ride it.
Chrispy said:
I've never been or dersire to go, seems like a ton of little kids with coach dads and moms who tell them to practcve briflips for the x games and God forbid anyone say any bad words even remotely near their child
Click to expand...
I nearly lost it on some kids but there parents were there so I didn't. They made it seem like I was the weird guy cause I'm 16 and actually don't snake people.
 
Marketship

Marketship

Silver Member
So I was at the local again today and I really wanted to fight this fucking scooter kid omg. He was talking shit all day but I'm like too lazy to type it up on here, but what really made me want to slam his skull in was when I was riding a stairset and threw a slow ass boosted ass whip, that nigger said "You have slow ass bearings, your headset sucks."

...I ride a tilt headset
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top