my dream last nite/your cool n funny dreams

anticee23

Steel Member
well, last nite i watched like 12 vids before i went to bed. then i had a kinda funny dream
that me jason ellies (frum aus) and matt mckeen were playing scoot on finger scoots
and matt won by a 720 double whipp and i got second and sorry jason but u got third. lol
soo post your dreams up




postpostpostpostpostpostpost! =]
 

Chris Harris

Chris Harris
well i was getting my dickk sucked and then my mom walked in and was like dgaf so when my mom left the bitches mommy called her and she had to go home but i had to eat her out before she left and then half way threw she told me that i wasnt good and then i woke up
 

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
Chris Harris said:
well i was getting my dickk sucked and then my mom walked in and was like dgaf so when my mom left the bitches mommy called her and she had to go home but i had to eat her out before she left and then half way threw she told me that i wasnt good and then i woke up
LMAO
 

domd

Dom_Dalbert
i had a dream that a some random person broke into my house. hid behind our stero case for like 3 days were we coulding find him. everytime we walked thru our living room he would shoot us with a airsoft gun and we couldnt find where they were coming from. so i called somebody in my family and told her i was to scared to sleep in my own house anymore and when she got there we were in my room and i saw a shirt on the side backing out the stero case then i ran up to him and yelleddd aunt coriiiiiiiiiii its a short faat mexican that was doing it. then me and him went ro shambo till i killed him.

Then this morning when i was getting ready for school i was scared to walk through my living room.

scary stuff.
 

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
HAHAHAHA. thats fuckking funny.
i have extremelly weird dreams, really random.
i had a dream once i was getting bris flat. thats the only one ive had with scooters.
 

anticee23

Steel Member
Dom_Dalbert said:
i had a dream that a some random person broke into my house. hid behind our stero case for like 3 days were we coulding find him. everytime we walked thru our living room he would shoot us with a airsoft gun and we couldnt find where they were coming from. so i called somebody in my family and told her i was to scared to sleep in my own house anymore and when she got there we were in my room and i saw a shirt on the side backing out the stero case then i ran up to him and yelleddd aunt coriiiiiiiiiii its a short faat mexican that was doing it. then me and him went ro shambo till i killed him.

Then this morning when i was getting ready for school i was scared to walk through my living room.

scary stuff.
LMFAO.
 
i had a dream i was gettin a blumpkin right and i was about to fire the goo bazooka and then i pulled out and gave her the old angry pirate yadadadig on my jig nig?
 
if i had dreams where i could nose manny for a really long time. and in my dream, i would be doing them on a a tennis court.
And ive had some where i could do finger whips flatt.

And the next day i would try and do them but i cantt.
its kinda sadd
 

Tom Affleck

Member
daniel nw said:
i had a dream i was gettin a blumpkin right and i was about to fire the goo bazooka and then i pulled out and gave her the old angry pirate yadadadig on my jig nig?
hahahahahahahahaha
 

dezbert

Steel Member
I had a dream that I pissed all over myself, and then when I woke up...

i found out it was true :(







jk haha
 

Matt Ogle

Member
good timing on this thread.

I had a dream last night that my girlfriend, I, and this other guy and girl were all hanging out. Somehow it ended up being just me, my girlfriend and that random guy (and btw he was this strong ass football player jock guy) and anyway, in my dream he ended up kissing her right in front of me and she kissed him back for like 4 seconds. It was so realistic and i started yelling at her and she acted like it was an accident and than i just walked out and told her im done. Than when i left the house the jock guy started talking smack and i got infuriated and i tried to beat him up but he whooped my ass. Lol. Such an awful dream on all accounts.
 

NickGraham.

Member
One time I had the most realistic dream that my dad was in a fatal car crash. I just remember like for some reason we kept his dead body at the foot of my bead, but it wasnt gorey, or messed up or nothing, and he had like little ice crystals on him almost as if he were frozen. then like in my dream I was crying cause I wanted him back, and my brother came in the room with me and my dad like came to life and was talking to us. It all just felt so real, then we like cleaned him off and he kept telling us he only had a little while longer, and he kept telling us to make him proud in life and to make desicions he would aprove of, and that he'd miss us a whole lot. Then he just died again. when I woke up the next morning I was just balling tears and ran down to see if he was okay, he was fine and everything but the dream just felt so real. For the next week or so I was like terrified to talk to him because I kept thinking he wasnt my real dad and my real dad had died.

That shit scared the poop outta me, I hope I never have a dream like that again man.
 
I dreamed that I was on top of tubes that blasted water 70 feet above the ground with this 5 year old kid, and he kept telling me that i wasn't on the right tube, and I was like, I'M HERE BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO FALL OFF THE EDGE. However he was still like.... your on the wrong tube. So I got pissed off and jumped, and then I died. But i was like patrick swayze from ghost except only the people that cared about me could see me. Then I'm like this is bullshit, I'm waking up, and I woke up and i heard a room in my voice that said......you're still dead...... So I just said, fuck you im going back to sleep. And that was my dream.
 
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