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[Joe Collins]

This is so dumb

 

[humpurple kushiones]

This is so dumb

then dont read it.

 

[Buttered Bread]

on MLIH, the best one is definitely "i fucked my dad"

 

[cas13]

on MLIH, the best one is definitely "i fucked my dad"

.....not very chill though.

 

[Connor K]

"Today I was banging a chick and she yelled out dont stop. I looked her in the eyes and prematurely ejaculated everywhere. I dont let bitches tell me what to do."

"i dropped a deuce then i stood up to pee because im not a woman. mlib"

LMFAO!

 

[Buttered Bread]

Today at lax, our coaches let us pick out what music we wanted before our games. It w as all dave Matthews band. So f*cking chill.MLIB

 

[parrish]

Some chick asked me who I was. I said I was Broseidon, king of the bros. I got a brojob.

I just did a 2 hour workout..
Shirtless..
At someone else’s house..
In a middle of a party..
That I threw..
Then I got laid. MLIB.

 

[cas13]

i saw a women driving yesterday and said to myself "hmmm... i didn't know they started putting kitchens in cars."

eat it.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

today i experienced a 6.9… 69 ruined by a period. so i slapped that bitch and sent her to the kitchen while i slammed her sister

 

[risser]

I have a 10 year old cousin named Natalie who also goes by "Natty". she's chill as fuck. MLIB