omegle

[edy boi]

cool story bro.

thanks Brochacho : )

 

[Scott Trainer]

I gotta get my friend in this thread. Me and him have some pretty funny print screens from messing with the creeps.

 

[Bear Grylls]

my recent convo
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What is OP?
Stranger: looking for roleplay
You: LARP?
Stranger: *?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Zach!]

recent convo:

Stranger: hey
You: just spoolged all over my keyboard...
Stranger: fantastic!
Stranger:
Stranger: really?
You: yeaa
Stranger: how much was there?
You: alott...
Stranger: does it get stuck in the keys?
You: yea i go through atleast 2 or 3 keyboards a week i really need to put a sock on it
Stranger: LOL

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

 

[BenJelinek]

Lol nick I'm gonna start doing that

 

[Zach!]

dude i kinda dgafed it, these girls were hot and i have like a 10 inch dick so its whatever

 

[edy boi]

dude im so over omegle, i havent gone on in like a wek

 

[Anthσny]

Yeah.... big picture dump....

 

[Nick Griffin <3]

hahahahahahahah oh god your face.. you look so scared except the one your smiling in hahaha

 

[Alex.]

You: Stop wanking, or Imma rip your cock off.
You: And feed it to a monkey
Stranger: But I like wanking

 

[Malik S]

Huge Bump But

iv decided to start trooling here a recent convo



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whud up bro
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Thinking wbu
You: male or female?
Stranger: Chick
You: oh whats goos
You: good
You: *
You: are u white?
Stranger: Nithibg really wbu
Stranger: Nope
You: black
Stranger: Nope
You: mexican
Stranger: Half
You: mixed wiith what
Stranger: Laos
You: what like oriental right
Stranger: ??
You: laos is like asain
Stranger: Oh ya
You: u smoke weed cause im high as fucc right now
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: Nope
You: are u under age?
Stranger: Yamp
You: im 8
Stranger: Im light weight on that I smell it and I'm out of it
Stranger: You no 8
You: your right im 12
You: my parents let me smoke
You: with them
Stranger: Not 12 either oh chats why mine wouldn't let me
You: ?? what
Stranger: Nvm
You: u live in americas
Stranger: Yamp
Stranger: U
You: yep
Stranger: Kewl
You: mmmmmhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: Good night I'm crashing Asleep
You: NOOOOO WAKE UP I WAS GOING NO SEND U NUDE PHOTOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: really send them my eamil is dreamingjada@yahoo.com

You have disconnected.

 

[meowis]

Yep, it's a real 'eye-opener'. Haha...
- meowis

 

[Jimmy C]

Tryin to tell a joke and this guy just wants a indian girl

 

[Malik S]

im starting to get the captcha request from emegle so im switching to chat roulet P.S. was talking to 2 aussie girls when i realiezed they have no ass
i got unlucky her but was like | im lookin for a (

 

[Jimmy C]

What 17 year old wears green and purple underwear

 

[Malik S]

 

[Bear Grylls]

Someone started a convo with me last night with "Ryan!?!?!"

it was seriously freeky.

 

[Bear Grylls]

Stranger: wnt 2 watclh me uhmm . . . finxger myself on cam for u? ;]

You: shut the fuck up cunt

Stranger: ok =) babe come lo.wok @ my pro

Stranger: http://wz.ae/10tjj

You: dirty hoe bg

You: fuckin bag of douche

Stranger: you gt a uhmmm.. . userename there?

You: yea

You: 123 fuck you

Stranger: and we can have somqe fun

You: learn to spell you dirty cunt

Stranger: i'm going 2 gett off herce n set up my web cam now

You: cool bitch

Stranger: i'll be wwai.ting for u

Stranger: tlk to u t he.re

You: your gonna be waiting for ever

Stranger: byee

You: fuck youu

You: you gonna leave bitch?

 

[Sockz]

Classic omegle trolling