fuck other people. unless i get my name stamped or tattooed on them somewhere obvious (like forehead or something) when they get my organs, then no, im not donating.
i want some credit for keeping someone alive.
even if i'm dead.
or just something funny.
"Sir we found a matching kidney to your blood type but there's a minor problem"
"what?"
"Well, if you receive it the attorney of the deceased has stated you must get the word "penis" tattooed in 5 open places on your body and they cannot legally be removed"
"Well, ... fuck."