Pay outs???

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coombsey

Member
slickt0mmy said:
When they insult you, just stare at them blankly for approx. 6 seconds. Then say, "The body can be completely drained of blood in 5.2 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."

Then walk away silently.
Works everytime. 8)
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wtf man
 
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Kenny O.

Member
dont fucking say ohh i did your mom....cause your insulting yourself dude...if your going to fuck a middleage woman, thats been more than around the block and had a child crawl out of her, then your disgusting....

thats why whenever anyone says that your mom shit to me, i just laugh at them
 
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gazza707

Member
Nar, I still reckon it's insulting to the person cause just the thought of it would shut anyone up haha.

Well, for me it doesn't because it is soo old it has lost all meaning.
 
eirepro

eirepro

Steel Member
Or over hereIf you DON'T want to invite yourself for an ass-whooping, then you lay off the 'scientific' stuff.

The 'I did your Mom' craics are okay or say they have sex with some type of Barnyard animal. A typical one would go like this:

(After some provoketion)
1: Shut up you ugly wee (insert bad word here)
2: That's not what your Mom says
1: Yeah, She call's you a ugly, CREEPY wee (insert bad word here)
2: Naw hey, This was when I was doing your Mom...
1: My mom isn't a sheep you stupid .....
2: Naw Hey... (Before they get to finish)
1: Yeah, And I suppose that the sheep just needed to be pushed through the fence, huh? You creepy son-of-a-bitch. Get the f--k before I kick the shit/shite out of you!
(Usually That should end It, or they will take a swing for you, whichever comes first)

Also in Response to Kenny's post, one of my friends doesn't care, He says "F--k, You must have been Desperate! You sick freak! My moms an ugly bitch!" <---That usually works, but I never use it.
 
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farmboy uk

Steel Member
CoireMcCrystall said:
Or over hereIf you DON'T want to invite yourself for an ass-whooping, then you lay off the 'scientific' stuff.

The 'I did your Mom' craics are okay or say they have sex with some type of Barnyard animal. A typical one would go like this:

(After some provoketion)
1: Shut up you ugly wee (insert bad word here)
2: That's not what your Mom says
1: Yeah, She call's you a ugly, CREEPY wee (insert bad word here)
2: Naw hey, This was when I was doing your Mom...
1: My mom isn't a sheep you stupid .....
2: Naw Hey... (Before they get to finish)
1: Yeah, And I suppose that the sheep just needed to be pushed through the fence, huh? You creepy son-of-a-bitch. Get the f--k before I kick the shit/shite out of you!
(Usually That should end It, or they will take a swing for you, whichever comes first)

Also in Response to Kenny's post, one of my friends doesn't care, He says "F--k, You must have been Desperate! You sick freak! My moms an ugly bitch!" <---That usually works, but I never use it.
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welcome to wales. Jokes btw if any welsh riders are reading
 
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AX3D

Member
Screw pay outs just bash the cunt haha...

Wasent there already a thread on this? (Or was it just a "Your mum" thread?)
 
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Pete Pachota

Member
Insults? Payouts? If anyone insults me then he automatically makes me not want to lower myself to his level, he makes himself a person not worth talking to.
 
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Kenny O.

Member
CoireMcCrystall said:
Or over hereIf you DON'T want to invite yourself for an ass-whooping, then you lay off the 'scientific' stuff.

The 'I did your Mom' craics are okay or say they have sex with some type of Barnyard animal. A typical one would go like this:

(After some provoketion)
1: Shut up you ugly wee (insert bad word here)
2: That's not what your Mom says
1: Yeah, She call's you a ugly, CREEPY wee (insert bad word here)
2: Naw hey, This was when I was doing your Mom...
1: My mom isn't a sheep you stupid .....
2: Naw Hey... (Before they get to finish)
1: Yeah, And I suppose that the sheep just needed to be pushed through the fence, huh? You creepy son-of-a-bitch. Get the f--k before I kick the shit/shite out of you!
(Usually That should end It, or they will take a swing for you, whichever comes first)

Also in Response to Kenny's post, one of my friends doesn't care, He says "F--k, You must have been Desperate! You sick freak! My moms an ugly bitch!" <---That usually works, but I never use it.
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uhmmmm
hahahahahahaha ?
 
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