[poll] VEGEMITE!/ new zeland jokes!
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ben-pat-bro
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Australia FTW
blake fitzpatrick
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scooter ROOS!!!
ben-pat-bro
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dont get me started mate
i have a few sheep jokes up my sleave
dont you worry
lmao
i have a few sheep jokes up my sleave
dont you worry
lmao
blake fitzpatrick
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ben lol yeh the old sheep jokes there fun
Roycee
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A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, 'See that tree there, don't cut it down because under that tree I made love for the first time.'
The architect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and he will design the house so that the tree isn't harmed.
Then the man says, 'And you see that tree over there, I don't want it cut either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love.'
The architect could hardly believe his ears,'That's incredible, what did her mother say?'
To which the man replies,'Baaaaaa.''
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What do you call safe sex in New Zealand ?
Marking an 'X' on the sheep that kick.
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How many New Zealanders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.
The architect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and he will design the house so that the tree isn't harmed.
Then the man says, 'And you see that tree over there, I don't want it cut either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love.'
The architect could hardly believe his ears,'That's incredible, what did her mother say?'
To which the man replies,'Baaaaaa.''
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Safe sex
What do you call safe sex in New Zealand ?
Marking an 'X' on the sheep that kick.
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How many New Zealanders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.
ben-pat-bro
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your a funny boy royce
Q.What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps arse ?
A.You tell me.
Real Answer. A Kiwi's d!ck.
an australian bloke was walking down the street in new zealand when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep the aussie yelled out hey mate in australia we sheer our sheep and the kiwi turned around and said fuck off mate im shareing none of this.
Q.What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps arse ?
A.You tell me.
Real Answer. A Kiwi's d!ck.
an australian bloke was walking down the street in new zealand when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep the aussie yelled out hey mate in australia we sheer our sheep and the kiwi turned around and said fuck off mate im shareing none of this.
ben-pat-bro
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yer the last one is good ay
blake fitzpatrick
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lmao this is now the take the piss out of kiwis thread
Q.Why did the bird fly over New Zealand upside down ?
A.Because there is nothing worth shitting on.
Q.Why are there always clouds over New Zealand ?
A.God is trying to cover up his mistake.
Q.Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world?
A.Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep
Q.Why did the bird fly over New Zealand upside down ?
A.Because there is nothing worth shitting on.
Q.Why are there always clouds over New Zealand ?
A.God is trying to cover up his mistake.
Q.Why does New Zealand have some of the fastest race horses in the world?
A.Because the horses have seen what they do with their sheep
ben-pat-bro
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yes they are
baaaaaaaaaaa
baaaaaaaaaaa
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