Jordan Jasa
Silver Member
god noones taking this seriously o well im getting some chuckles
quotes
- Thread starter Dylan Kasson
- Start date
Snow Patrol
Member
some skater went up to me and asked why i dont skate instead of scootering.. i said- "once you put some handlebars on that peice of wood, then you'll understand."
Dustin Nooner -"Fuck you in the asshole you dirty fuckin nigger fuck"
Dustin Nooner -"Fuck you in the asshole you dirty fuckin nigger fuck"
"Every great accomplishment starts with the decision to try"
danielwarwick
Member
All by the greatest man to ever live.
Best ones bolded
" I wish i could play little league now, i could kick some fuckin ass"
" I got an ant farm, them fellas didnt grow shit"
" I dressed up for the cd, fuck."
"I havent slept for 10 days because that would be too long"
" My apartment is infested with koala bears, its the cutest infestation ever, But when i turn the light on they scatter everywhere, and im like, no...come back here... i want to hold you, and feed you a leaf!"
" Last week i helped my friend stay put, alot easier than moving, i went over to his house to make sure he didnt start loudin shit into a truck"
"My friend asked me if i wanted a frozen banana, and i said no, but i wanted a regular banana later, so i said yeah"
" I have a few cavities, but i dont like to call them that, i call them places to put to stuff, Do you have a place to store a pea?, Yes, i have a few spots available"
" I got my hair highlighted bc i thought some strands were more important than others"
" Im a mumbler, so ill be walking with a friend, and ill say something, and hell be like what?, and ill say it again, and hell go what?, and now im yelling some insignifigant shit like, "that tree is far away!"
" (On the cd), Some of your laughs and claps im gonna use on other jokes, im gonna make it seem as if you fuckers are laughing at unfunny shit!"
" You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because they might have been shot in the face with a bb gun"
There so many more funny ones, if you want the CD IM me haha.
Best ones bolded
" I wish i could play little league now, i could kick some fuckin ass"
" I got an ant farm, them fellas didnt grow shit"
" I dressed up for the cd, fuck."
"I havent slept for 10 days because that would be too long"
" My apartment is infested with koala bears, its the cutest infestation ever, But when i turn the light on they scatter everywhere, and im like, no...come back here... i want to hold you, and feed you a leaf!"
" Last week i helped my friend stay put, alot easier than moving, i went over to his house to make sure he didnt start loudin shit into a truck"
"My friend asked me if i wanted a frozen banana, and i said no, but i wanted a regular banana later, so i said yeah"
" I have a few cavities, but i dont like to call them that, i call them places to put to stuff, Do you have a place to store a pea?, Yes, i have a few spots available"
" I got my hair highlighted bc i thought some strands were more important than others"
" Im a mumbler, so ill be walking with a friend, and ill say something, and hell be like what?, and ill say it again, and hell go what?, and now im yelling some insignifigant shit like, "that tree is far away!"
" (On the cd), Some of your laughs and claps im gonna use on other jokes, im gonna make it seem as if you fuckers are laughing at unfunny shit!"
" You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because they might have been shot in the face with a bb gun"
There so many more funny ones, if you want the CD IM me haha.
X e N j A y X: no, i'm gnarxcorexhardcorexinsanexcore
kyle_ogle2
Member
''kiddy riding for home, real riding for park.'' idk i just though of that one while watching some kids try to dropdown a bank at local park <3