Revenge

[KyrinBingaman]

Come up with really good comebacks when he says something smart to you. If there good enough to embarass him in front of his friends and others then he'll just stfu.

 

[revo]

dude if he steals your food get something really good and put laxatives in it so when he steals it he gets the shits

 

[Collin.]

Here's what you do. Sneak up behind real quiet, shove your hand up his ass, grab what you can. Shove it in his face, be like "WHAT NOW MOTHA FUCKAAA" Then dip out fat. No way this plan could go wrong.

 

[mtn dew and fish tacos]

ok I did this once. Buy this stuff called bomb bags. There little bags that you squeeze and they make a loud noise like 3 seconds later. Put it in his shoe so when he puts them on......tick tick BOOM! video tape it or somthig it will scare him. idk if its revenge but its ------- hilarious.

 

[danielBMXisFUN]

Whats dmt haha.


Ben- I'm 12 and I don't want to smoke weed but I have friends that could supply me with some. And Chris no violence please.

violence is the only way to stop him, beat his ass. if your not planning on hitting him........then this is a lost cause

 

[Bennett_J]

Cut off his testicles

 

[paulleparik]

Cut off his testicles

Hahaha! Do what Bennett says.

 

[Jimmy C]

OR OR OR

You could rape hes mom.

Lool, fuck his sister/mom. That would be the funniest shit ever

 

[RiccardoM]

I like the laxative idea.

Does he sneak out of lesson to get your food or does he do it openly in front of you?

If he does it openly just sit there and watch him, say 'I dare you' he'll either be a really thick load of shit take it and eat it or he'll back off. Stick laxatives in there.

 

[paulleparik]

In all seriousness just say you have a milkshake and its just refrigerated diarrhea in a cup. Make sure it's taco bell diarrhea ----- too. And also let him use a bendy straw!!

 

[Jimmy C]

Put some roofies in your food like they did to drug the tiger in the hangover

 

[Connorh333]

Do what Cartman did in the "Bass To Mouth" southpark. At lunch give out cupcakes to people. But for his cupcake, put laxatives and antidiarreals in his. You know what will happen next.......
But I would reccomend ignoring him.

 

[Robert]

if you do anything to his food or property he will be able to press charges

so i wouldn't do anything that would get you in trouble

what i would do is do something to him that will piss him off, get him to chase you around the school,
when you get near a teacher stop and let him beat the shit out of you, then tell on him.

 

[Frank T]

In all seriousness just say you have a milkshake and its just refrigerated diarrhea in a cup. Make sure it's taco bell diarrhea ----- too. And also let him use a bendy straw!!

Put some roofies in your food like they did to drug the tiger in the hangover

Do what Cartman did in the "Bass To Mouth" southpark. At lunch give out cupcakes to people. But for his cupcake, put laxatives and antidiarreals in his. You know what will happen next.......
But I would reccomend ignoring him.

hahahaha what is wrong with you guys? Anyhow, just man up and say to his face to get away and if that doesnt work just tell an adult, no better way to get him in trouble

 

[Sam Bennett]

Fuck yes. I'll make a fuckload of sherbet and take it to school in little containers and one of the containers will have laxatives mixed with the sherbet and I'll give it to him and tell him that he can have it if he leaves me alone. And I might piss in his bag.

 

[Jimmy C]

Lool

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

First stage of revenge:

1. Set fire to a bag full of dog poo.
2. Put said flaming dog poo bag through his letter box.
3. ???
4. Profit?

 

[Maz.]

I was gonna say put mushies in his food, and he'll freak the fuck out in front of everyone, but the consequences are high, again with planting weed in his bag, if you get found out, you'll get suspended or what ever.
I wouldn't recommend telling an adult, if this gets out, he'll/others will bully you more for being a snitch. Violence really is the only answer, take it into your own hands and fuck him up, you'd get less fucked by the teachers for doing that than pissing in his bag or fucking with his property

 

[Patscooters]

you need to convince him that you are crazy and start doing crazy shit and he'll think "better not fuck with him he's crazy". when a kid picked on my little cousin that was 3 years younger than him he got a cup of boiling water and when he approached the kid he threw it in his face punched him in the face and kneed him in the stomach and then when he was on the ground he started punching him in the face until someone broke it up. try doing that or slash his and his parents tires or just take his bag and get rid of it like hide it and then when you leave school bring it home with you. If I were you I would charlie horse him and punch him in the face and start stealing shit from him

 

[Patscooters]

well where i come from, we pistol whip niggas. But if your not down for all that violence ----- then you came to the right place my friend. There are so many things you could do, you could call his mom and say you saw him smoking or something, Piss in a bottle, and pour it in his bag, or if your piss is kinda clear and he has a water bottle or like a mountain doo bottle, switch them out. EGG HIS HOUSE. Call his house from private every thirty minutes all night, have a long pause, and hang up ( pat did that to someone haa), theres always the billy madison, find like a rodent or a non poisionus snake, and go to his window, and put it in his room, ill think of more ha

sorry for the double post but I did the piss in a bottle thing and got caught buy a teacher and she said "are you stealing his water?"
put a raw chicken in his bag