Scooter riding is not a crime

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Timur

Steel Member
Tell me about some funny or sad occasions that happened because of cops, guards and scooter riding.

My story: It happened last summer. Some skateboarders was practising their skills at the natural kicker near the city administration center. then suddenly one skater hadn't grabbed his flip and the deck flew away into the glass door. In like 5 minutes the place was surrounded by cops. Three of my friends (a flatland bmx rider, a roller and just a passer-by, imho a very wierd choice of suspects) were driven to the police station. After about 4 hours of sitting on the 10*10 meters area with lots of other "suspects" in the cop's surroinding, the police officer said that the main suspect was me and my gang!!! I was so confused! Of course I started to protect myself by saying that I am the only scooter rider in like thousand kilometers. Every nearby rider confirmed my words . That made this cop shut his mouth... Some minutes after it, one stick flipper promised to show the vandal. Everybody was free. The funniest thing is that the replaced glass door was broken again in the nearest two days!!!
 
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Nate Grant

Steel Member
haha thats funny.

one time i was riding this school with some skateboarders, and a cop pulled up and told them they had to leave. so i said, "what about me?" and the cop goes, "i'm asking the big boys on their skateboards to leave, the little kids on their scooters can stay and play." i was so mad haha. i trippled down the 5 stair right in his face then went and caught up to my skateboarding friends haha
 
brandon kilbury

brandon kilbury

Super Moderator
haha nate, thats pretty funny.

one time me and my friend were riding this 6 stair when a securiy guard came out and was like "Hey you guys. you cant do that around here..i honestly dont care, but its not up to me, so you gotta leave" so we started to and hes like "so are you acctually jumping down those steps?" and im like "..uhh..yea" and hes like "wow..can i see?" so i did it and he was like oh my god.... and asked us what we were doing in st albans anyways and we said seeing a movie, and derrick was like "were seeing star wars" and the security guards like "ohhh, i remember seeing the first star wars with my friends way back when, we were all stoned..it was amazing" so we left
 
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danielwarwick

Member
hahahahah all 3 of you, Well one time matt was going to do this 6 stair handrail at this cop station, and we figured if we got busted for anything itd be riding, well it ended up matt got busted for pissing on the wall there.
 
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CodyChirichiello

Steel Member
This doesnt really have to do with the sport itself, but the other day at the skatepark there were like 5 police cars and they came in and we had to all stand in a straight line with our hangs up and they patted down all of us(about 20). Then they had to take down all of our names and addresses and stuff. They told us that they had gotten reports that somebody was waving around a handgun. Nobody had a handgun. It was kind of funny because one person had a knife on them, I think one person had brass knuckles, and like two people had pipes on them. Somehow the cops didnt find anything.
 
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Miles Quirk

Member
haha fuck cops. ive got some fucking other cop stories.

ive gotten so many profiles from cops, never got a ticket though.
my favorite was i was skating with like 6 people at this spot last year and the secretary told us to leave like twice, we just stuck around. she eventually called the cops and as soon as they roll up im like shittt! COP!
so i just fucking take off, and all my friends just stood there like huH? soo i got away free and they had to stick around for 2 hours for bullshit.
i sprinted about 2 miles to my house haha
 
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danielwarwick

Member
Oh yeah, one time like when i started riding, i was at the skatepark. And this guy had told this little kid to "Move the fuck out of his way", because the kid was in his way and the kid who got told to move was talking shit already to the kid who told him to move. So this kid goes and tells his dad what that kid says, then this kid's dad walks in and comes up to the skater and pushes him and shit, and was like YOU WANT TO TELL MY KID TO MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, ILL FUCK YOU UP!, and so the kid getting pushed was like YOU WANNA FIGHT, YOUR SON TALKED SHIT FIRST, so the dad like stormed out, and about a minute later cops pull up and pull the kid out of the park and tell him not to come back for the rest of the day, so about an hour later he comes back, and that bitch dad comes up to him and starts yelling again, and then two seconds later the cops pull up again and they come in and tell the kid that hes under arrest and he had to come with them, he refused and they slammed him into the fence and cuffed him and put him into the back of their cop car, the rest of the day all I and everyone else did was snake the kid, so the kids dad once again, calls the cops. So me and ricky leave for a drink, come back, and the whole park is lined up against a fence and theirs a cop screaming, going, "YOU THINK YOU KIDS ARE SO DAMN FUNNY HUH!?!?!, THE NEXT CALL I GET FROM THIS MAN ABOUT YALL BEING MEAN TO HIS KID, IM SHUTTING THE PARK DOWN FOR TODAY, THIS IS A SKATEPARK, SHARE IT!!!!, so for the rest of the day everyone kept snaking him, but his dad didnt do shit anymore.
 
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mattM

Member
couple years ago riding with my friends in a parking lot that had these sex benches and tables. Cops came, gave us courtdates, went to court in summer, 40 community service hrs for trespassing, havent been busted since
 
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dre

Member
Shit. That fucking sucks man! The worst I've got was when some dickhead called the cops on me and a bunch of bikers in the park. Even though bikes and scooters aren't allowed, mostly nobody gives a shit and the cops came and told us to stick to the bowl. After they left we went right back to the street area lol. The guy who called the cops can't do shit anymore though, because the cops don't care, and I saw him a few weeks ago at the park and he just kinda looked at us biking and then left...
 
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Matt Ogle

Member
Eh haha besides for when i pissed on the cop wall, one time me dan josh and im not positive who else was there, anywho, we were riding this 3 block at this church, and the guy at the church used to give us daily threats about calling the cops, so yea haha, but anyway we were riding on the 3 block, and all i remember is him teling us to leave, so when we left dan was like "F*** YOU!" lol. and then 10 minutes later we were going back to the local park, and to get there you have to cross by that church. so we rode on by it and i remember seeing that dude calling out the cops, so i started sprinting back to the park to hide. and it ended up me dan and whoever else went way back into the forests, and some kid ratted us out and the cop yelled for us to come out of the forest. haha the whole thing was so funny. and he just warned us and left.
 
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Kenny O.

Member
Nate Grant said:
haha thats funny.

one time i was riding this school with some skateboarders, and a cop pulled up and told them they had to leave. so i said, "what about me?" and the cop goes, "i'm asking the big boys on their skateboards to leave, the little kids on their scooters can stay and play." i was so mad haha. i trippled down the 5 stair right in his face then went and caught up to my skateboarding friends haha
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HAHAHAHAH omfg nate thats fucking hilarious
 
Dustin Nooner

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
Kenny Owens said:
Nate Grant said:
haha thats funny.

one time i was riding this school with some skateboarders, and a cop pulled up and told them they had to leave. so i said, "what about me?" and the cop goes, "i'm asking the big boys on their skateboards to leave, the little kids on their scooters can stay and play." i was so mad haha. i trippled down the 5 stair right in his face then went and caught up to my skateboarding friends haha
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HAHAHAHAH omfg nate thats fucking hilarious
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Man you havce some dicke dup cops around u and david fross haha. I would have gleeked on him :) lol.
 
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farmboy uk

Steel Member
man you get busted for nothing in america!!!! i got told not to skate inside an abandoned factory thats it but nate lol!!

oh yea for this random project thing we had to put a cone on a copper but they meant a cone on a coin but we actually got a cop to pit a cone on his head and smile for the camera lol. ill try and find the pic
 
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