I just though that my fellow scooter friends would like to here my ââ?¬Å?wonderfulââ?¬Â stroy lol.
Its a pretty long fukin stroy, and yer.
Ok so im gonan tell you my story from my howard (qld) trip.
I was goin up there for my cosuions 18th, worst fukin 24 hours ever lol.
Go to skatepark expectin so mad and flwo e.t..c truns out its fukin over vert, so everthin is to hard to flyout, cant do box, cant trick spine e.t.c, but it was funish to ride around, came back enxt day, local kids have thrown like 8 bottles of art paint everywhere, i saw wtf these take like a day to dry why would u do this, 2 scummy 14 year olds are liekf cuk up cunt, we own this joint and we start arguein they grab my scooter i say fuck off cunt, he goes no u cockhead, what u gonna do grabs it again and swings at me hits my arm, i stayed calm and he goes ur a pussy does it again but it hits my like neck, so i drop my scooter and bang straight in the litte shits nose, starts bleeding, rusn away, next thing like 10 ppl come running over, sayin touch my brother cunt and iw as like ohh fuck, ran they were runnin after to me, and i ahd to jump a creek and cause im a retard, i missed fell staright in the creek scooter in all, creek was about bellybutton deep so just over a metre. I get home lcok door e.t.c
Then that night, the night of my cosuions 18th, i was tipsy, chillin next thing i see this lady goin off at sum kid, i say excuse me lady ease up and leave him alone ur treatin him like a fuckin 2 year old dont speak to him like that. She goes hes my 15 year old nephew and hes had 2 vodkas get the fuck out of my face slaps me straight int he face i just dropped lol, got up and she started chasin me and slappin me with ehr shoes and shit, then she left im like yer seeet fuck this. Then theres these 2 pretty attractive sisters, we get chattin ones 15 the other 17 (and im 16) the young one starts hookin up with me and the sister is liek stop and im like yer wtf, get off, cause she wa s to drunk. She drunk more and more, so me and the 17 year old are tryin to look after her, shes rollin around onr cols gravel e.t.c she was a mess, then i take her to the toilet, so im lookin after he in the toilet, the 17 year old is getting in heaps of shit from other people e.t.c accusin her of givin her alchol when she didnt the 15 year old stole it all, andwya shes goes i need to go toilet, so im like shit ok, she goes hear pull my undies down so i did and i was like wtf thsi is weird and she pisses all over the flloor im lieks hit wtf, i got mop cleaned it up, and she passes out in toilet again (mean while 17year old is tryin to calm other down and stop accusin her of shit) 15 yea rold goes fuck i wish i had tits and she was wearin one of thos full skirts but the no bra and top thing so they stop at top of her boobs, anywa she just flops em out, im like stop being a dick she goes touch them touchb them, i sed no way ur fukin so maggot, she goes fuk i cant put em back in so i ahd to put em back i , then the 17year old coem in cryin there all acusin me of shit, starts huggin me and cryin on my shoulder, i had like a fukin puddle of tears on my shoulder, i sed its ok, sit down, then i go abck to her sister she still on toilet lookin pale, i say comeon im takin you out the fron to wait for your mum and she goes ok pick me up, she looks at me goes move and fukin spews everywhrre, all over my hand/arm and pants , then just passes out ontop of me and her own spew im liek fuck get ehr up she starts chokin on her spew, had to smash her back and gice her water i was like fuck this shit, tak her out front, keepin her out there, then cops rock up wtf is goin on here, she looks about 15 she drunk whats the go, i say its ok shes goin hom e he goes no u tell em fukin evreythin i can charge use for underagw drinkin im like wtf she maggot in a prviate place, im being a decent guy and looking after her. He goes whatver mate tell us ur name detais e,t,c then he left. The the 17 year old comes out, thankyou so much daniel you have bene amazing youve looked after her, looked after me stuck up for me, tahnkyou and goes your a very sweet guy and hugs me there holds me for like 5 minutes and then just rnadomly kisses me on the lips, thansk again, im like ummmm ok, thinkin its over, next thin drunk girls dad rocks up, goes wtf happened, i sed shes drunk he comes over to em like pushes me over, wtf did u do to her, u fukin give her grog, i sed no sir she tole it im the only decent guy here i fukin looked after your daughter, and the 17year old coem sover leave him alone, danile has fukin been here for us all night, then drunk 15 year old stumbles over this guy looked after em daddy and bang spoews again, all over my fukin legs, i was just like omfg kill me now, then the older girl gave me her number and sed thansk again.
Anyway all that happend in the space of about 12 hours, thanks for listenin lol.
Brinddy
Its a pretty long fukin stroy, and yer.
Ok so im gonan tell you my story from my howard (qld) trip.
I was goin up there for my cosuions 18th, worst fukin 24 hours ever lol.
Go to skatepark expectin so mad and flwo e.t..c truns out its fukin over vert, so everthin is to hard to flyout, cant do box, cant trick spine e.t.c, but it was funish to ride around, came back enxt day, local kids have thrown like 8 bottles of art paint everywhere, i saw wtf these take like a day to dry why would u do this, 2 scummy 14 year olds are liekf cuk up cunt, we own this joint and we start arguein they grab my scooter i say fuck off cunt, he goes no u cockhead, what u gonna do grabs it again and swings at me hits my arm, i stayed calm and he goes ur a pussy does it again but it hits my like neck, so i drop my scooter and bang straight in the litte shits nose, starts bleeding, rusn away, next thing like 10 ppl come running over, sayin touch my brother cunt and iw as like ohh fuck, ran they were runnin after to me, and i ahd to jump a creek and cause im a retard, i missed fell staright in the creek scooter in all, creek was about bellybutton deep so just over a metre. I get home lcok door e.t.c
Then that night, the night of my cosuions 18th, i was tipsy, chillin next thing i see this lady goin off at sum kid, i say excuse me lady ease up and leave him alone ur treatin him like a fuckin 2 year old dont speak to him like that. She goes hes my 15 year old nephew and hes had 2 vodkas get the fuck out of my face slaps me straight int he face i just dropped lol, got up and she started chasin me and slappin me with ehr shoes and shit, then she left im like yer seeet fuck this. Then theres these 2 pretty attractive sisters, we get chattin ones 15 the other 17 (and im 16) the young one starts hookin up with me and the sister is liek stop and im like yer wtf, get off, cause she wa s to drunk. She drunk more and more, so me and the 17 year old are tryin to look after her, shes rollin around onr cols gravel e.t.c she was a mess, then i take her to the toilet, so im lookin after he in the toilet, the 17 year old is getting in heaps of shit from other people e.t.c accusin her of givin her alchol when she didnt the 15 year old stole it all, andwya shes goes i need to go toilet, so im like shit ok, she goes hear pull my undies down so i did and i was like wtf thsi is weird and she pisses all over the flloor im lieks hit wtf, i got mop cleaned it up, and she passes out in toilet again (mean while 17year old is tryin to calm other down and stop accusin her of shit) 15 yea rold goes fuck i wish i had tits and she was wearin one of thos full skirts but the no bra and top thing so they stop at top of her boobs, anywa she just flops em out, im like stop being a dick she goes touch them touchb them, i sed no way ur fukin so maggot, she goes fuk i cant put em back in so i ahd to put em back i , then the 17year old coem in cryin there all acusin me of shit, starts huggin me and cryin on my shoulder, i had like a fukin puddle of tears on my shoulder, i sed its ok, sit down, then i go abck to her sister she still on toilet lookin pale, i say comeon im takin you out the fron to wait for your mum and she goes ok pick me up, she looks at me goes move and fukin spews everywhrre, all over my hand/arm and pants , then just passes out ontop of me and her own spew im liek fuck get ehr up she starts chokin on her spew, had to smash her back and gice her water i was like fuck this shit, tak her out front, keepin her out there, then cops rock up wtf is goin on here, she looks about 15 she drunk whats the go, i say its ok shes goin hom e he goes no u tell em fukin evreythin i can charge use for underagw drinkin im like wtf she maggot in a prviate place, im being a decent guy and looking after her. He goes whatver mate tell us ur name detais e,t,c then he left. The the 17 year old comes out, thankyou so much daniel you have bene amazing youve looked after her, looked after me stuck up for me, tahnkyou and goes your a very sweet guy and hugs me there holds me for like 5 minutes and then just rnadomly kisses me on the lips, thansk again, im like ummmm ok, thinkin its over, next thin drunk girls dad rocks up, goes wtf happened, i sed shes drunk he comes over to em like pushes me over, wtf did u do to her, u fukin give her grog, i sed no sir she tole it im the only decent guy here i fukin looked after your daughter, and the 17year old coem sover leave him alone, danile has fukin been here for us all night, then drunk 15 year old stumbles over this guy looked after em daddy and bang spoews again, all over my fukin legs, i was just like omfg kill me now, then the older girl gave me her number and sed thansk again.
Anyway all that happend in the space of about 12 hours, thanks for listenin lol.
Brinddy
