Smooth haha

[Jake Carlyon]

http://www.funwithsex.org/

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

Hahahaha old, but im not sure if any of use have seen it. Fucking funny read.

My favourite is the rhinocerous one.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

 

[Travis House]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE LAST ONE WAS AWESOME!

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!

 

[Corey]

wow some of those i actually laughed A LOT about lmaooo

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

 

[Jake Carlyon]

You should all seriously read them soem of them are so funny hahaha

 

[josh gummersall]

fuckin hilarious i read most of them shit that guy is genious

 

[AlexSchad .]

haha . what a looser . funny tho but still he has them all "turned on" then he fuckes it up . ha this dudes cool

 

[cLeMo321]

haha that ryhno one was a pisser!!!

 

[JackS]

HAHAHAAHHA

 

[Kenny O.]

AHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT