Smooth move thread

Aaron

Silver Member
September 2004, or 05, not sure.
I was 12, and got handy on a cruise, was so win.
Chick was like, come back to my cabin? No one will be home all night, i was like ok.
Didn't know wtf it was for, til we got there, then i was like oh! Nice :)
So yeah, not even my move, but hey, smooth.
 
Aaron Bransdon said:
September 2004, or 05, not sure.
I was 12, and got handy on a cruise, was so win.
Chick was like, come back to my cabin? No one will be home all night, i was like ok.
Didn't know wtf it was for, til we got there, then i was like oh! Nice :)
So yeah, not even my move, but hey, smooth.
wat happned in the cabin mr bransdon
 

James Scown

Steel Member
ReeceRidez said:
Aaron Bransdon said:
September 2004, or 05, not sure.
I was 12, and got handy on a cruise, was so win.
Chick was like, come back to my cabin? No one will be home all night, i was like ok.
Didn't know wtf it was for, til we got there, then i was like oh! Nice :)
So yeah, not even my move, but hey, smooth.
wat happned in the cabin mr bransdon
 

saltwater

Member
Me and this chick was talking about our nationalities right.
So i was like "got any asian in ya?"
she said "no"
i said "want sum?"

This chick had big tits said "having big heavey tits hurt" so i was like "can i hold them?" and i gave her stipples ...
 

Aaron

Silver Member
James Scown said:
ReeceRidez said:
Aaron Bransdon said:
September 2004, or 05, not sure.
I was 12, and got handy on a cruise, was so win.
Chick was like, come back to my cabin? No one will be home all night, i was like ok.
Didn't know wtf it was for, til we got there, then i was like oh! Nice :)
So yeah, not even my move, but hey, smooth.
wat happned in the cabin mr bransdon
 
a while ago, i jumped some hell small box and my forks flew off and i landed without forks and i got powned. Concussed my self and didnt know who the fuck was talking to me. turns out it was my gf. lol
 
.dylan. said:
a while ago, i jumped some hell small box and my forks flew off and i landed without forks and i got powned. Concussed my self and didnt know who the fuck was talking to me. turns out it was my gf. lol
heard this already
 

James Scown

Steel Member
Aaron Bransdon said:
James Scown said:
ReeceRidez said:
Aaron Bransdon said:
September 2004, or 05, not sure.
I was 12, and got handy on a cruise, was so win.
Chick was like, come back to my cabin? No one will be home all night, i was like ok.
Didn't know wtf it was for, til we got there, then i was like oh! Nice :)
So yeah, not even my move, but hey, smooth.
wat happned in the cabin mr bransdon

oh ya dick, thought you meant you did that first and then went back to the cabin
 

JamieBowe

Member
Jamie: Whats your friends name?
Fat hoe: Brooke
Jamie: K laders hoe.

Jamie: Oi Brooke
Brooke: Yer?
Jamie: How old are you?
Brooke 17, You?
Jamie: 16
Brooke: Aww yerr
Jamie: Wanna hook up?
Brooke: Yer k.
 
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