Standing vs Sitting, How do you wipe?

[AndyNguyen]

I stand up, put my foot on the toilet, bend my shit over, them scrub.

Real men ^^

 

[Bear Grylls]

i sit because im usually too stoned to stand.

Shitting while baked is very easy but it feels like your shitting out your soul

I stand up, put my foot on the toilet, bend my shit over, them scrub.

Real men ^^

^^^^^

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

I still don't understand how people sit and wipe. Glad this thread exists. But yeah, standing my whole life, never did it sitting.

Can someone please explain the sitting part?

 

[christianewing]

You're supposed to wipe?

 

[Cannoli]

sitting, until the last wipe, in which i stand.

^^^ exacly

 

[jake bradley]

In all honesty, i shower after i ----- so that way if their is any butt crusties. They just get washed off in the shower.

 

[issac p]

how is this thread not locked?

 

[jake bradley]

how is this thread not locked?

Shit if i know.





See what i did there. ;D

 

[Kroto]

Its an unusual thread, if it were to be locked im sure it would be by now so stfu

 

[DavidBryson]

i stand. its just easier for me. it feels much more natural

 

[Keenan Still]

i didnt know people standed when they wiped, i bend over while im sitting, then stand up on the last wipe, then flush and throw the last peice of toilet paper in the toilet as it is flushing, like a boss.

 

[Connorh333]

Before I wipe I like to stand and see the monster that I created.

 

[robtom123]

i stand up and kinda bend over a bit i feel weird sitting

 

[hunterbechtle]

sit lyfeeee

 

[iridescootersnotboards]

stand.........................


but in a public restroom i sit so no junk may be seen.

I must ask how can someone see when you are in a public restroom? Do they look over the stall or something?

 

[Maz.]

As if people sit down :L That'd be so awkward, i satnd up lean on my sink and rub that fucker up so i dont get shit on my gooch

 

[Jobe]

I go Bulgarian style, I spread my cheeks until my ass crease splits. so when I poop it doesn't touch my ass.
Mind Blown.

 

[Michael Osterlund]

I go Bulgarian style, I spread my cheeks until my ass crease splits. so when I poop it doesn't touch my ass.
Mind Blown.

Im goin to try this.
I sit obviously because if you stand and you have a last poopy fart it would just fall on the floor, but if I were sitting it would go in the toilet, also if your standing your cheeks are stuck together causing you to have to shove toilet paper through your cheeks to get the the anal which would be very hard. sitting is the easier way to go.