you could all do it the tazy way and sleep on the floor... or on the grass outside on a blanket you weaved out of straw with your toes because your hand were busy trying to use this new thing they got here called a knife but then cut yourself and all the emos croed around and start clapping and screaming... everyone of them thinks the screaming is theyre favourite band and the start slshing theyre wrists all over you while screaming and banging rocks together while wishing their life would just end. but you somehow manage to punch your way out with only cuts to your knuckles coz you hit someone razorblade and you run to mcdonalds which is shut but you try a frontflip through a window like you saw on jackie chans, rumble in the bronx. u smash a window and land on your feet. just them you see a notice board and walk over only to discover an application with the name, Josh smith-turkey and you scream really loud, suddenly a hollywood noob rushes over and makes you sign some sort of contract saying you will star in a porno coz of the stunt you pulled through the window. then all the emos flood through the window and cut themself with the smashed glass and start moshing to the sound of someone putting there hand in the deep fryer. the trample the porno director and you catch the contract in both hands because you finger are super fast coz of the reflexes you built up doing barspins. you read it and it says you are starring along side some rank little fag the call tristan m and you rip the paper up catching every peice from your barspin reflexes, the peice on top says: if you rip this paper up you must eat a doughnut in 10 seconds or be raped by emos, luckily there is flour water and nuts behinde you, you mix them together and eat it. after that you go home and watch jesse mac mini 3 and lie to youself about how shit he is and how you can do all that stuff pffff.... but the story here is always wash behind your ears and in between your toes
