stupid falls, or crashes

[lewiscrampton]

i flicked myself in the eye with my thumb

Why?

I was trying 360s out of quarters today, landed on my back wheel, slipped backwards, hit my ass and fell down the quarter. Now I can't bend over, or sit down cos it hurts

 

[Knuckleballer32]

thanks lloyd i know what its called i just couldnt come up with it at that time haha

 

[daltonkennon]

dub up a ramp to a parking lot and my front wheel puched out the little sewer top and i fell soo hard on my stomach.

yeah, i didnt know what happened till i saw the sewer lid popped out and my scooter hanging over the hole.

 

[.erik]

8 stair handrail, my deck slid off the rail halfway down as decks decide to do at the worst of times. in an attempt to not nut myself i jumped off with the scooter. of course i came down on my bars and nutted myself that way. haha then fell into the street and nearly got run over by a car

EDIT: oh yeah heres a couple more

at og theres a halfpipe where one side is longer than the other. i aired on that side of the halfpipe, and came up so that if i kept riding straight, i'd ride right into the wall. my wheel was making funny noises, so i looked down at it, looked back up and BAM ran right into the wall

and in my garage halfpipe i aired to high and aired into the ceiling. that was fun

 

[Snow Patrol]

riding to taco bell, tripped on curb and broke my cell phone.

tailwhipping in a bank, over spun the whip like a fag, and broke that another cell phone.

720 attempt, over rotated landing and fell on my hip, killed my cell phone.

jumping up curb, dropouts landed on corner of the curb and i landed on the deck of the scooter with my shin, broke it =)

cross foot front scooterflip 8, under spun the scooterflip and grabbed the bars between my pinkie and ring finger, broken hand and torn ligament =)

 

[elmer]

yea that was suk..you still killed the 8 set..rahmel landed cross foot front scooterflip that 8 set yesterday

 

[Jake ODonnell]

1. riding down a side walk with my friend behind me on a bmx, i ride into a crack face plant it on the sidewalk, my friend couldnt stop fast enough and runs right into my balls

2.went up to grind a box, i went to jump up onto it my front wheel clipped the coping, face planted it on the box fell down stairs on the other side of the box than nearly got my face smashed by a skate boarder

3.playing hockey at school, i was going for the shot a guy came from behind and he hit me right in the face with his stick, 3 stitches in my chin

thats my scarred story

 

[joey sabatini]

i had alot of stupid falls lol
i dont even feel like telling them all
i was at the park and i tried a full whip and i let go of the scooter and when i landed on my feet i triped over my scooter
bri flip out of a 3 and a half ft quarter and over fliped the bri flip and fell straight on my face

 

[mijenkins93]

i like to see how many b-spins i can get and sometimes i lean forward to much and instead of catching it with my hands i catch it with my penis/balls and fall over the bars!!!

 

[Chandler Olsen]

i tried 2 grind barspin 1st attempt ever, had the bars point at me while i was on the rail fell 4ward and landed right on my balls on the handle bars (OUCH!) next day try the same thing but wasnt goin fast enough and wen i hop on the rail my scooter turns like a scooter fakie on the rail, my bak wheel hits the ground and i fall ove toward my scooter, reasults in: balls on the tube (another OUCH!)

 

[tomborsari]

1. i was tightening my foldy mech, and the wrench slipped, and i punched myself in the balls.
2. jumped off a black plastic jump, and my wheel broke in, and i face planted into the street.
3. i looked behind me to watch for cars, and i hit a mailbox.

 

[william01]

trying to toothpick today and I kept completely missing the ledge falling flat on my face 3 times

 

[lloyd]

um, I twisted my finger playing basket ball and now its big, red and I cant move it... thats stupid enough haha

 

[team_punishment]

tried my first invert and somehow hit myself in the head

first bri flip attempt i flew ck like a backflip and landed on my back and head

first front scooterflip attempt i hit myself in the back of the head

fukk first attempts for anything

 

[jordzor]

at my local skate park there a pothole like thing bout 1 m form the spine
i just landed my 1st 360 over the spine and i was so happy
i forgot about it and went over the hangers
hurt lots and lots

 

[g27dude]

i tried to wipe some crap off my front wheel while i was riding my foot got sucked under and i tripped over it i tried to act like my scooter broke or somethin lol

 

[g27dude]

i tried a tailwhip over a spine landed accept my back foot sliped off the instant i landed i screamed waited like 10 mins and landed it i had the same thing happen to same foot before that way back when i couldnt tailwhip it was on flat it was worse now to this day i have days where i cant scooter cause it hurts too much and i can bend it back and flick it foward and it will make a crack noise

 

[sunkinator]

I did a fakie chairman down a 35 degree slope, hit a bump and did an assplant+ an ass skid

 

[kardes]

was too lazy to lift my wheel over a small curb tripped over my handle bars and ran into a tree. i was pissed

 

[master]

Flicked the box on my BMX and it turned into a tabletop. I didnt realise fell and twisted my ankle. The weird thing is my right ankle was through my frame and i have no idea how it got there.