swollen nut

[richardson21]

i went to the skatepark at 4:30 in the morning to beat the rush.
anyways i was still half a sleep when i was warming up and i decided to do a drop bigger then me
and when i did it, i dont know how or why but my one of my legs went over my handle bars and i smashed my nuts/gouche.
i layed there for about 20 mins crying and when i could walk i checked my babies to see if anything was wrong and one of my testes was swollen
ahah and the next day i had to go to the doctors, it was awkward having cold hands on me but i got some medicine and it went down after two days..
has anyone else had this happened to them before??

 

[scooters]

know but i hope it will never happen to me though.....ouch man, whenever my babies get kicked i sing them a lalaby....

 

[richardson21]

ahaha

after the pain went i flopped them out and etc etc
i thought i was going to piss blood

 

[viva-la-deej]

did you get your mum to kiss them better?

 

[richardson21]

nah i got my dad

 

[Jordan Jasa]

they do that for sports physicals, ugh thats pretty nasty.

 

[zakmak]

ouch, that sucks dude.

 

[Lil Steve]

Ouchhhh.

 

[PyAMP]

sounds delightful

 

[Gnome]

]
i went to the skatepark at 4:30 in the morning to beat the rush.
anyways i was still half a sleep when i was warming up and i decided to do a drop bigger then me
and when i did it, i dont know how or why but my one of my legs went over my handle bars and i smashed my nuts/gouche.
i layed there for about 20 mins crying and when i could walk i checked my babies to see if anything was wrong and one of my testes was swollen
ahah and the next day i had to go to the doctors, it was awkward having cold hands on me but i got some medicine and it went down after two days..has anyone else had this happened to them before??

hahaha, that's called a handjob my friend...

 

[danielwarwick]

Sounds more like a physical to me.

 

[richardson21]

well they cant touch my nuts with their eyes
well... i guess they could

 

[Steezeman]

Wait, you went to the skatepark at 4:30 in the morning?

 

[richardson21]

yerp its pretty good, nice and cool, its extremely hot during the day in north queensland
got some good pic of a sunrise aswell

 

[honga]

i have nutted myself on a rail and pissed blood before.... and my left testy was the size of a tennis ball but a bit of ice and painkillers does the trick

 

[richardson21]

pissing blood sucks

 

[chrisisme]

I hope this doesn't lead to widespread use of cups. "CUP MODDING SUPER THREAD!"

 

[Oscar]

they do that for sports physicals, ugh thats pretty nasty.

yeah, they check for hernias.

 

[diikforre]

one time i had a hot docter feel up my nuts lol. yeah iv had that happen before my friend thought it would be funny to kick me in the balls from behind when i was at wrestleing practice. didnt cry but i was tearing so i still get made fun of.

 

[Levon]

my friend told me last night that he cut himself down there shaving and he started screaming so she went in the bathroom and put peroxide on his cut and a liquid bandage lmfao kinda wierd