The angry Englishman thread.

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Jamie N

Jamie N
scootsteve said:
i hate landing in bloddy bird shit

and wrecking my hip whilst doing so
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He he
'Jamie, do you want to lick the chocolate off my sleeve?'
I thought that chocolate tasted funny...
 
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Encarmine

Member
Tom Leach said:
lol you did that on a 7" halfpipe

youv never gone into proper vert
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It was 8ft, and right by the coping
I fucking hate how my faggot brother comes on here and lies about me all the time to try and put me down, its fucking annoying.
 
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tryit

Bronze member
so me and a few mates are just chillin on our bikes and this black guy comes up grabs the bars of our bikes and is like give me a cigarete and we say nope sorry dont smoke then he asks what else we got for him and we say nothing and then he says if yu try to run il bang yu out and then he starts searchingmy poickets and finds my wallet and is like wats in ther and i just say small change even though iv got 140 quid then he starts goin i need yur bikes i need your bikes and then turns on our mate behind him and we just bomb it of and find the security
and before yu say should of rode of straight away we thouht he had a knife or something:S

that makes me an angry englishmen lol
 
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Encarmine

Member
Ozzy said:
lol none of us really care if you landed on your knees from some vert so it doesnt really matter lol.
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Thats why its a rant thread, hurrdurr.
Also, the thing with the random guy also happened to me lol. Was outside local co-op on ledge and some chavs riding on (stolen) little kids bikes etc. shouted "your hard with scooters" and i said "nice bike, prick."
So then that one guy came over and started on me, and i said "hey you were the one who started on me".
Now he looked confused for a mo, then turned and saw my friend ollie come over (nearly 6ft lol) and said "well, just fuck off then, fat cunt" and began to ride off
at that moment my brother came out of nowhere and shouted "OH YOUR HARD". Great.
Then the whole gang arrived and started on ME.
"uhh wrong person, it was him" i pointed at my bro. they all started on him and i said "oi lay it off hes only like 13" and my bro went into co-op, but after they tried to nick his phone etc.
Me and ollie started towards these kids and they all legged it, sweaing at us etc. Last ive seen of them, but my brother really needs to keep his mouth shut.
Also i realise it was kinda harsh just pointing at my brother lol...
 
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cycle

Member
Haha yea it was a bit nasty pointing at your little brother, you might of well as said get himmm! oj, ive never had random people say out really but when im at my local theres allways just random people running up and down the ramps and jumping asif there on some imaginary bike and i thought i was a strange for riding a scooter, i must invest in thse invisible bikes.
 
Tom Affleck

Tom Affleck

Member
lol, we always get tonnes of little rats down the park
like as soon as school ends
runnin about
but i never go there nemore, fkin too dark grr
 
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