The angry Englishman thread.

[lewiscrampton]

i suppose it would.

 

[Encarmine]

and you also mentioned "Cumming" to my house, lol.

 

[dyson16]

lmaoo
yeah that does kinda sound a bit wrong,
if there was no censoring on words you would have got it lol

 

[Ollied]

Guys Guyssss. Get my scooter today

 

[Tom Affleck]

tryin not to be big headed or anything, but it feks me off when little kids come up to you at skateparks and say "what tricks can you do?" its not as if you can only do like 5 tricks, i just say "err tonnes of stuff" then they say "like what?" and then i just wanna punch them in the face

 

[Sam Carter]

same tom there always like wats ur best trick then im like i cant do tricks i jst stand here n look at children on there scooters tht usually gets rid of them!

 

[Tom6]

I love you sam....

 

[Grahamk]

lmao
At shirebrook some kid came up to me and said
"how long did it take you to learn everything"
"i cant do everything"
"It took me like 3 days to learn everything. Scooters are easy"
"You cant do everything, can you triple backflip?"
"no"
"well you cant do everything then can you"
"it took me like 3 days to do everything, scooters are easy"

 

[reuben furzedown]

hahahaha yeah i get that all the time i thibk every rider does exactly what tomA sid allways happens people say scooters are easy i just so something like a tailwhip and they are amazed they think im god and go out the park coz they dont want to be shown up

 

[lewiscrampton]

funniest thing ever
"what can you do?"
"not much."
"show us something"
"ummmm.. double whip?"
"wtfs that?"
-dub whip-
"pfft that's easy, watch"
-give him my soot-
-he tries to drop in and scrapes his knee so slightly and starts to cry (he was 14 and meant to be hard, haha)

brilliant.

 

[scootsteve]

i know right

people at school recon im a absolute pusssy when it comes to strengh, bravery and things


if people from my school went down as hard as i have before,
they would cry there fuucking eyes out the stupid cunnts

 

[Encarmine]

is this a deprived and bullied childhood coming to bare steve?
and i hate the fact that my park DOESNT HAVE FLOODLIGHTS so i had to go home an hour ago cause i couldnt see my feet...

 

[Jdbug_rob]

same tom there always like wats ur best trick then im like i cant do tricks i jst stand here n look at children on there scooters tht usually gets rid of them!

i was about to say people dont ask me this but just like an hour ago some kid came up to me, and he was like, whats your best trick, and i was like dunno.
and he said "is there any tricks that even you can't do"
lmaoo

 

[Grahamk]

Back to school tomorow >=[
That makes me an angry Englishman

 

[lewiscrampton]

bahahaha
corby on wednesday niggers. =)

 

[Encarmine]

AHA I HAVE A WEEK AND A HALF OFF AHA!
But yeah its supposed to be crappy weather all week so !mistrust

 

[lewiscrampton]

fuckk
no waiz.

 

[Encarmine]

ya waizz
but for some reason today there isnt a cloud in the sky over bath or hengrove so yayz.

 

[Encarmine]

bump and double post, yay? EDIT: and a new page? lol
i find it pretty annoying when you make one mistake and some big headed forum OG puts you in their sig and then everyone calls you dumb... e.g im in royce's sig cause of some stupid compression system mistake i told someone on chat.
I mean i dont care that much because i post in the UK forum the most but still its just dumb...

 

[yamamsmells]

haha graham those kids at shirebrook were idiots.
lol jak dont make mistakes then think before you type!