The ask Matthew Stevenson ANYTHING thread

[Stevenson]

Why do you think bagged milk is so good?
It suck's.
Js.

Bagged milk is amazing. You have never experienced it so don't judge.

I'd have a better time fuckin a cheesegrater tbh.

Why does everyone find the rat kid that is Hannah Montana attractive?

You gay?

 

[Devon Garcia]

Have you been had money?

 

[Stevenson]

Have you been had money?

Nah man. I'm broke.

 

[Tanner!]

Do you have a lot of friends?

 

[Stevenson]

Do you have a lot of friends?

Yes. Why do you ask?

 

[mcnutty93]

why do you believe in god

 

[Stevenson]

why do you believe in god

I never said I did? Why do you believe in butchering the English language?

 

[mcnutty93]

i don't see how i did
are you a chubby chaser?

 

[Stevenson]

i don't see how i did
are you a chubby chaser?

No capitalization or punctuation. No I do not chase chubbies.

 

[mcnutty93]

what would it take you to perform oral sex on a man

 

[Blake]

what should i get a tsi or an apple?

 

[Stevenson]

what would it take you to perform oral sex on a man

If that man is you, it's free.

what should i get a tsi or an apple?

If by apple, you mean the Mac computers, I would reply neither.

 

[mcnutty93]

what is the best thing about canadia?

 

[Stevenson]

what is the best thing about canadia?

Bagged milk.

 

[mcnutty93]

how many black friends do you have

 

[Stevenson]

how many black friends do you have

According to Facebook, only one. That one is Zig Short.

 

[mcnutty93]

do you sleep?

 

[Riley Hughes]

why did you make a second ask anything thread when there already is one?

 

[Stevenson]

do you sleep?

No.

why did you make a second ask anything thread when there already is one?

The first one is Dustin Nooner's. This one is mine.

 

[mcnutty93]

why am i so damn adorable?