The ask Matthew Stevenson ANYTHING thread

[Seth Brown]

because rick rolling people isn't 2 years old or anything lolol

I'm not sure why you are running your mouth?

and he obviously loved it, I knew he would

 

[Stevenson]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

The woodchuck would chuck none because Chuck Norris beats all

22688Ra, a common isotope of radium, has a half-life of 1620 years. Knowing this, calculate the first order rate constant for the decay of radium-226 and the fraction of a sample of this isotope remaining after 100 years.

Do your own homework

I'm not sure why you are running your mouth?

and he obviously loved it, I knew he would

You read me like a book

 

[D= its sam!!]

why are you so gay?

 

[Stevenson]

why are you so gay?

You turned me that way baby

 

[Big L]

Fuckers. Why are they idiots?

 

[Michael Martinez]

why is it so hard to find a good zelda game for gameboy nowadays?

 

[Stevenson]

Fuckers. Why are they idiots?

Without idiots, what use would life be. There would be no idiots to make fun of.

why is it so hard to find a good zelda game for gameboy nowadays?

Because gameboy is waaaay outdated. If you want it, I really recommend you download an emulator.

 

[DavidCronin]

why do you have the same name as my friend whos flow for vans?

 

[Michael Martinez]

cuz he is an og durrrrr

 

[Stevenson]

why do you have the same name as my friend whos flow for vans?

Your friend stole my name

 

[anticee23]

Because America is gay.
America is not gay, they haz Sublime
Props if you know what that's from.

derek lowneds how to tailwhip . ohh damn im late i read this comment then answered right away . then i went to the page u posted this on and saw that other kid say it . fuckk! i was late!

 

[Stevenson]

derek lowneds how to tailwhip . ohh damn im late i read this comment then answered right away . then i went to the page u posted this on and saw that other kid say it . fuckk! i was late!

You fail

 

[anticee23]

haha thanks stevenson

 

[Jake Scooters]

how come i dont know you but i REALLY wanna hit you in the face?

 

[Stevenson]

how come i dont know you but i REALLY wanna hit you in the face?

lol

 

[mcnutty93]

why aren't you coming/going to the inflow comp

 

[Stevenson]

why aren't you coming/going to the inflow comp

Well Shane, I work until 10:30 PM on the 12th of February. My Bloody Valentine is on the 13th, and I am not traveling overnight to ride a competition on like 2 hours of sleep.

 

[Jordan Jasa]

can you steal me some skittles from walmart? thanks.

 

[Devon Garcia]

why can't you beat the level on Mario kart?

 

[Stevenson]

can you steal me some skittles from walmart? thanks.

I'll buy you some if you want. I would rather keep my job

why can't you beat the level on Mario kart?

Well Devon, I kept falling off the map. But it is okay now, as I beat it.