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Big L

Steel Member
hahhaha

here's what Jeff Foxworthy would say about Nova Scotians....

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Nova Scotia.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nova Scotia.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Yarmouth for the weekend, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,you live in Nova Scotia.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Nova Scotia

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nova Scotia

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you find 10 degrees F "a little chilly", you live in Nova Scotia

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you live in Nova Scotia

If You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Hortons, you live in Nova Scotia

If There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot of the
Canadian Tirestore at any given time, you live in Nova Scotia

If Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas, you live in Nova Scotia

If your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway, you live in Nova Scotia

If "Vacation" means going to Moncton for the weekend, you live in Nova Scotia

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Nova Scotian friends, you live in Nova Scotia, you live in Nova Scotia.
 
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dre

Member
Jeff S said:
Yeah, ill get some pics,

*fork pics*

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Front
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yoooo jeff, I'll def trade you a steel reinforced fork (one of the ones with a long ass tube that doesn't fit in razor stems) for the fork that isn't reinforced. I'll also make sure to hammer in the bottom end so the reinforcement doesn't slide out after a while (works like a charm)..

let me know man (send me a pm or something, i dunno)
 
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dre

Member
but travis quit riding :( but we still all the other gnardogs from st. john's and halifax



btw, anyone here interested in buying a scooter? Let me know, because in a short little while I'll have a pro model so I can get rid of my other old a. It will most likely include: pro model wheels, a fork (steel reinforced if you're willing to pay like $5-10 extra depending on my mood), 16's (bolted, but no barends, sorry), and everything else (bolts for foldy, etc.)
pm me if interested.
 
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