The Gentleman's Thread.

[Kenny O.]

I fear that you are too late good sir. I have already made a rather generous offer to Jordan in private descression for this deed. I wish you the best of luck in matching my offer though.

 

[Jordan Jasa]

I fear that you are too late good sir. I have already made a rather generous offer to Jordan in private descression for this deed. I wish you the best of luck in matching my offer though.

A generous offer? You call a week's worth of tea and crumpets a "generous offer"? How dare you, I shall not accept anything below a month's worth of tea and crumpets, along with complimentary tea cups. And that is that. Hmph.

 

[Kenny O.]

You are indeed a man of business Mr. Jasa. I will raise the offer to a month and a half worth of tea and crumpets, but I'm afraid I cannot go any higher.

 

[conordavidson]

You are indeed a man of business Mr. Jasa. I will raise the offer to a month and a half worth of tea and crumpets, but I'm afraid I cannot go any higher.

I am sorry to admit, but that is a meager proposal to what I will offer to such a kind and commendable auctioneer. I propose 8 weeks of Earl Grey tea, 8 weeks worth of only the finest crumpets for such a splendid host, and 8 weeks worth of Caciocavallo Podolico (the finest cheese onmother earth).

 

[Kenny O.]

Well, I am a beaten man. I must say, I really do not want the page anyway, as Pirate Alex has posted on it ruining its value.

 

[Tom6]

How very harsh you make this world we live in Mr. Owens, I am sure Mr Pirate is very emotionally deranged as a result of your unpleasantness.
Do apologise immediatly.
I do say I rather adore this thread, in fact i am declaring it as my lawful wedded wife.
May peace be with you fine fellows

 

[yamamsmells]

Are we British gentlemen accepted?
One finds this scooter forum thread delightfully buttery,
Tea and crumpets anyone, one adores tea and crumpets.
Have a nice day chaps.

 

[Corey]

Kenny; I'm not quite sure I understand why you keep messaging me on my phone and online. Frankly, I'm quite tired of the constant and intolerable contacting. Please cease this at once.

 

[qwxor]

Say mate, this online thread is very much helping my languid British accent!


How DO you think those New York Giants are going to fare against the New York Mets in a wonderful game of quidditch?

 

[Kenny O.]

Kenny; I'm not quite sure I understand why you keep messaging me on my phone and online. Frankly, I'm quite tired of the constant and intolerable contacting. Please cease this at once.

No british accent.
Wait, are you serious? Cause it aint me dawg.

 

[Jordan Jasa]

You are indeed a man of business Mr. Jasa. I will raise the offer to a month and a half worth of tea and crumpets, but I'm afraid I cannot go any higher.

I am sorry to admit, but that is a meager proposal to what I will offer to such a kind and commendable auctioneer. I propose 8 weeks of Earl Grey tea, 8 weeks worth of only the finest crumpets for such a splendid host, and 8 weeks worth of Caciocavallo Podolico (the finest cheese onmother earth).

My dear sir, you may now consider yourself to be the proud owner of the 5th page of the Gentleman's Thread. See first post at the top of the page.

 

[qwxor]

Just a few phrases for all you new chaps who don't know what they're talking about.

Get Your Knickers in a Twist
To get one's knickers in a twist is to become confused, agitated or flustered.

Suck it and See
To try something out and see if it is successful.

Take the Mickey
To take the mickey or mick, is to tease or mock someone.

The Full Monty
The full Monty means everything...the whole nine yards...the whole shebang.

Keep Your Pecker Up
To keep your chin up;to try to remain cheerful even when times are difficult.

Pipped at the Post
To be beaten at the very last moment.

Bob's Your Uncle
Rougly translates to "there ya go-that's all there is to it!"

Throw a Wobbly
To become very upset and angry.

Sleeping Policeman
A speed bump or speed hump.

Daft as a Brush
Someone who is a very silly person.

Over the Moon
Someone who is very, very happy.

Knock you Up
To wake someone up.

Splash Out
To splash out UK-style is to splurge.

Arse over Tit
To fall head over heels.

Bobby Dazzler
A remarkable person or thing.

Bit of Fluff
A pretty young single woman.

Blimey!
An expression of surprise.

Bollock Naked
Stark naked.

Brass monkey Weather
Cold, taken from the phrase, "it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey".

Bugger All
Nothing; very little.

"Button it!"
"Be quiet!"

Cheeky Monkey
A rude person.

Cheesed Off
Bored; fed up.

Clapped Out
Worn out, broken.

Cock and Bull
A story with little truth in it.

Cock Up
To ruin something.

Dark Horse
Somebody who surprises others by their actions.

Doolally
Scatter-brained; crazy.

Do the Dirty On
To play a mean trick on.

Drop a Sprog
Have a baby.

Load of Bullocks
You're talking crap.

Pillock
An insult.

Pissed
Drunk.

Queer Street
Where you are if you don't have any money.

Randy
Horny.

Ropey
Flaky or dodgey.

Scallywag
A mischevious person.

Silly Arse
A foolish person.

Sozzled
Drunk.

Squiffed
Drunk.

Taking the Piss
Making fun of.

Wanker
Infers that the subject masturbates.

Naff Off
Go away.

Daft as a box o'lights
Stupid.

Clever Clogs
A person who answers a question in a clever way.

Gor Blimey!
An exclamation, short for of "God blind me...",can sometimes be heard as "cor blimey!"

 

[conordavidson]

You are indeed a man of business Mr. Jasa. I will raise the offer to a month and a half worth of tea and crumpets, but I'm afraid I cannot go any higher.

I am sorry to admit, but that is a meager proposal to what I will offer to such a kind and commendable auctioneer. I propose 8 weeks of Earl Grey tea, 8 weeks worth of only the finest crumpets for such a splendid host, and 8 weeks worth of Caciocavallo Podolico (the finest cheese onmother earth).

My dear sir, you may now consider yourself to be the proud owner of the 5th page of the Gentleman's Thread. See first post at the top of the page.

Oh my word. What an astonishing treat.

 

[Gascoigne]

I do declare, This thread is utterly unnessacery. aside from the fact that post counts are adding up.
In further more, My E.D. is subsiding for the time being.

I would have to disagree. In contradiction, I would rather say, that this kind of threads could prove to be very useful, whether it comes to recreational purposes or just simply taking part in a high-profile discussion with other people who appreciate those, who are up to some commonly known behavior standards. Furthermore, it could also apply as a perfect forum for foreign language speakers, who can't resist the temptation of showing off with their immensely wide english vocabulary range.

Indeed, but most users on this forum are under the age or education level to atain a certian level of vocabulary; or proper grammar for that matter.
This Forum has more grammatical errors than i have seen.
and there is not much "high-profile" disscussion but silly rants of nothingness. Simply just an attempt at proper grammar and punctuation. if you're going to use this english language, please do your best at not butchering it. It is one of the most complex languages on the planet. Show it the respect and honor it deserves.

 

[Kenny O.]

Chris, quiet that atrocious mouth of yours.

 

[qwxor]

Oh Chris do not get your knickers in a twist you cheeky monkey. You're talking quite a load of bullocks, and it's making you sound daft as a box o'lights.


Go find yourself a bit of fluff and make her drop a sprog.

 

[scooterdave]

Good day. Cheerio Ol Chaps!

 

[Nate Grant]

Indeed, but most users on this forum are under the age or education level to atain a certian level of vocabulary; or proper grammar for that matter.
This Forum has more grammatical errors than i have seen.
and there is not much "high-profile" disscussion but silly rants of nothingness. Simply just an attempt at proper grammar and punctuation. if you're going to use this english language, please do your best at not butchering it. It is one of the most complex languages on the planet. Show it the respect and honor it deserves.

Dear sir, I don't mean to be rude, but I found this post quite hypocritical, for it contains several of the grammatical and punctuation errors you were just speaking of!

 

[yamamsmells]

Gor Blimey!, Chris you scallywag I think your taking the piss out of us British lads, I must ask you to object ones actions at once!

 

[Corey]

Kenny, I was joking. I figured of all the people on here, you would understand this and go along. You ruined everything.