The Hookup Thread

[scooterperu]

awww so bad she had to move

 

[brandon kilbury]

sucks dude, the girl I was seeing just moved to NC for an internship for 6 months

 

[DonaldM]

Volley Ball chick from this other school, right after I beat their team in a waterpolo game

High school was fun.

 

[Matt Ogle]

i am so happy this thread lives on hahaha <33

sorry she moved man

 

[Tylerr.]

dang that suckss jason

 

[corruptedrapture]

sorry dudee

 

[demo]

yea same thing happend to me. it sucks

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

i dont hook up with chicks. They hook up with me

 

[Jason]

Thanks for your sympathy guys.

Now, what's REALLY weird is that earlier this year I made the switch from boxers to undies.

Since wearing them, I've been checked out by SO MANY GIRLS! It's outrageous!

Theres 2 girls I see around the place that shout "HI JASON!! <3"
There's the girls at Wendy's that serve me and say "So, would you like the usual?" I go there every day lol.
Then there's endless girls that beep their car horn at me when I'm scooting home.
There was even these chicks that followed me into Target, and when I turned arounf they quickly and VERY suspiciously veered into an isle saying "OOH look at this! This looks nice!" The guy they were with didn't follow their lead. He looked at me and shook his head as if he was saying 'Ugh, girls.' I lol'd.



But I still haven't gotten any since Katie...

 

[qwxor]

cause you have to flirt back with them and ask them out on dates

 

[Jason]

PFFT funk that. Girls have cooties.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

dude jason you want to no a lil secret that makes it simple to get a girl into bed? i recommend every guy should try this technique

 

[Corey]

if saying you're corey winard is your technique, it prob wont work for anyone...so just give up.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

no you just whip your dick out and say"Dont act like your not impressed." but you have to do this all with confidence. it works trust me

 

[Tylerr.]

hahah or bust a dalton kennon.
just drive your bitch or w/e into like some parking lot. stop and dont really talk so its awkward.
whip your dick out and say "are you gonna suck it tonight? cause you should" and yeah.
hahahah

 

[dre]

hahah or bust a dalton kennon.
just drive your bitch or w/e into like some parking lot. stop and dont really talk so its awkward.
whip your dick out and say "are you gonna suck it tonight? cause you should" and yeah.
hahahah

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[JDBen]

no you just whip your dick out and say"Dont act like your not impressed." but you have to do this all with confidence. it works trust me

no comment...

a very erm.....usually technique (i had to make a comment lol )

 

[Joe Riley]

Thanks for your sympathy guys.

Now, what's REALLY weird is that earlier this year I made the switch from boxers to undies.

Since wearing them, I've been checked out by SO MANY GIRLS! It's outrageous!

Theres 2 girls I see around the place that shout "HI JASON!! <3"
There's the girls at Wendy's that serve me and say "So, would you like the usual?" I go there every day lol.
Then there's endless girls that beep their car horn at me when I'm scooting home.
There was even these chicks that followed me into Target, and when I turned arounf they quickly and VERY suspiciously veered into an isle saying "OOH look at this! This looks nice!" The guy they were with didn't follow their lead. He looked at me and shook his head as if he was saying 'Ugh, girls.' I lol'd.



But I still haven't gotten any since Katie...

you do realize wearing underwear lowers your sperm count, right?

 

[conordavidson]

Thanks for your sympathy guys.

Now, what's REALLY weird is that earlier this year I made the switch from boxers to undies.

Since wearing them, I've been checked out by SO MANY GIRLS! It's outrageous!

Theres 2 girls I see around the place that shout "HI JASON!! <3"
There's the girls at Wendy's that serve me and say "So, would you like the usual?" I go there every day lol.
Then there's endless girls that beep their car horn at me when I'm scooting home.
There was even these chicks that followed me into Target, and when I turned arounf they quickly and VERY suspiciously veered into an isle saying "OOH look at this! This looks nice!" The guy they were with didn't follow their lead. He looked at me and shook his head as if he was saying 'Ugh, girls.' I lol'd.



But I still haven't gotten any since Katie...

you do realize wearing underwear lowers your sperm count, right?

hahahahha. So does yellow 5 die, sitting a laptop on your lap and a bunch of other shit. You also know that you constantly are making sperm and it doesn't matter if you lose any?

 

[Jason]

Lol, all they need is one.
I have a decent jizz in my opinion.


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