The Lame Jokes Thread.

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NateBaker

Member
why diid the baby cross teh road?
because it was stapled to the chicken

whats funnier than a baby falling off a cliff?
catching it with a pitchfork

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
i dont have a corvette in my garage
 
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scootcb

Member
What do you say to michael jackson at the beach?
Get outa my son!!

Why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land?
She sat on pinokyo and said "lie muthafu*ka lie!!"

(idk if these have been posted and im not checking cuz there are too many)
 
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dandadawg68

Member
whats more f---ed up then 10 dead babies in one garbage can?
1 dead baby in ten garbage cans
whats more f---ed up then 1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans?
9 dead babies in a garbage can and the last one eating its way out
%-6 sexy
 
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Brandon Miller

Brandon Miller
one day, this kid was watching tv and he heard a noise coming from outside. so he went outside and found his dad fuucking his mom and the dad looks over and smiles.
the next night the dad is watching tv and he hears a noise coming from upstairs, so he walks upstairs and opens the door and sees his son fuucking his grandma and the kid looks over to him and goes yeah its not so funny when its your mom now is it?

^im pretty sure thats how this joke goes
 
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Snow Patrol

Member
how to you save a choking baby?
-take your dick out of its mouth.

how to you make a baby cry twice?
-wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
-i dont kiss my girlfriend after sex.

whats the most disgusting thing ever?
-10 babies in a trash can

whats worse than that?
-the bottom ones still alive.

whats worse than that?
-he eats his way out.

whats worse than that?
-he comes back for more.

whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
-i take my shoes off before i jump on the trampoline.

how do you stop a baby from going in circles?
-nail his other hand to the floor.

Whats the difference between an ethiopean and a pair of jeans?
-a pair of jeans has only one fly on it

Whats the worst part of being black and jewish?
-you have to get in the back of the oven.

Why did hitler shoot himself?
-because he saw the gas bill.

How do you know an asian was in your house?
-your homeworks done, your computer is upgraded, your dogs gone, and 2 hours later hes still trying to back out of the driveway.

i forgot, these are good ones hahaha.
 
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josepharmstrong

Member
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Ethan Spence

Bronze member
by thread got LOCKED... so here goes

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
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What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
 
Manzie

Manzie

Steel Member
ETHAN spence =) said:
by thread got LOCKED... so here goes

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
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What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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all respect which im pretty sure i didn't have before because i dont know you is now gone
 
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2155

Member
you must be the biggest pedo ever


what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
wheres my tractor
 
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