The most derailed thread on SR.

BenJelinek

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tfw youve gotten injured so many times that you havent touched your scooter in a month and have 2 more weeks to go.
aka
tfw you're dying.
 

.Gerrit

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it was a "feels" thread and you posted it in the wrong section. at that rate, I was surprised it wasn't derailed at the first post

tfw I shit blood every time I poop

real talk this xc season I found I had to eat a lot more fiber and food in general in order to have enough energy to run well. However, this meant that I pooped a lot, and the poops were giant. My rectum I guess couldn't handle it, and one day I had a particularly large shit and it hurt a lot. I guess I tore something because there was a bit of blood and a bit of pain. Because it's a function I use every day, I never had an opportunity for it to heal. Every time I shat it re-tore slightly, and so pooping became kinda painful. The pain has lessened since that incident, but there's still the small amount of blood. It's gotten to the point where the blood is almost a sort of indicator, and I just wipe until all I can see is red streaks with no brown and that's when I know I'm clean.
tl;dr Red by Taylor Swift

this is all 100% true
 

parrish

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It wasn't a "feels" thread. It was a thread about the feeling of first getting back into riding in the spring after five months of not riding.
 

parrish

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I heard some kid in the Bay was selling one for 20$ brand new because he doesn't like 5050s. It sucks though because hes doing local only, so it would only work if you lived in the bay.
 
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