The Movie Quote thread.

[Jackson F.]

Its Like Masterbating in a time machine!

steph brothers

 

[Number 2]

"you want more fight?!"

Jackie Chan, rumble in the bronx I think

 

[austin2112]

" last time i heard that one i fell of my dinosaur "

- step brothers

 

[Andy Rhode]

( white people Walk into the liquor store) *Ding-Dong* (Black people walk into the liquor store) *Nigger* (Sounding like ding-dong)

Dont Be A Menace In South Central While Sipping Juice In The Hood!

haha that movies epic

 

[Joe Riley]

( white people Walk into the liquor store) *Ding-Dong* (Black people walk into the liquor store) *Nigger* (Sounding like ding-dong)

Dont Be A Menace In South Central While Sipping Juice In The Hood!

i love that movie hahaha

 

[cas13]

"san diego. which, of course in german means, a whale's vagina."

anchorman

 

[Jacob Alexander]

im going to take your eye balls out and skull fuck you.
- the commander
-full metal jacket

 

[Jossy]

"Oh yeah I ate a big red candle"
"I ate a whole bunch of fibreglass insulation, it wasn't cotton candy like that guy said. my stomach's itchy."
"where did you get those suits at the toilet...store?"
"I just burnt my tongue."
"I'd like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. you know the party...the pants...the party with pants."
(in response to the question where'd you get a hand grenade) "I don't Know"
-Brick Tamland. the modern day Jesus...

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

i have many leather-bound books and my apartments smells of a rich mahogany.
-Anchorman

 

[spencer cunningham]

why dont you go fuck yourself you weird little prick!

superbad

 

[Josh+MaddGear<3]

"Let's go let's go"
"No"
"WHY?"
"Cuase im in the dumpster already"

Saul-Pineapple express

"What happens in Vegas stays in vegas...Except for herpies that crap stays with you forever
-The hangover

 

[ryanlovegays]

"LOUD NOISES"
Anchorman

 

[BrandonK199]

"he went to John Hopkins colledge"
"I smoked pot with John Hopkins!""
u didn't even know a john Hopkins"
"yes I did he was blazin that shit up every night!"


Step Brothers

 

[mdemoss]

"i t-bagged ur drummset!"
"well my drumsets a guy , so that makes u gay u fuckerrr!"

-stepbrothers

"what r u doing?"
"barrying u"
"WHAT!!"
"shut up ur gonna wake up the neghbors"

-step brothers

 

[cas13]

"this pleases me."

-heavyweights

 

[charliemein]

When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now, wake the fuck up!

snatch

 

[Devin Catron]

I'm the Bearded Lady. Who are you, one of the freaks?
-Space Balls

 

[Evan.]

when your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not god, it's me. And i'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now, wake the fuck up!

Snatch

<3333

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

"I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not not look down on niggers, wops, kikes, or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless"

 

[Corey]

"what are all you fish heads staring at?"

"if you aint too busy, you old italian son of a bitch prick barber."



(gran torino) ! !! !