The Pickup Line Thread

[qwxor]

THERE'S AN AVALANCHE IN MY ASSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dre]

^^lmao.

Hi I'm chris bendel and I have down syndrome.

works like a charm

 

[Spencer281]

i wish i was a dna helicase so i could unzip your genes

 

[ben-pat-bro]

nice legs, when do they open?

 

[Tom6]

llmao chris

 

[Joe Hilditch]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

 

[CJ Treihart]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

haha lmao

 

[Pete Pachota]

Where do sex girl?

or

20 long... so yeah. (makes more sense in metric system countries)

 

[humpurple kushiones]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

think about it

 

[Joe Riley]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

think about it

trick question. nice.

 

[Matt_Porter]

i just --- my pants can i get into your

i'm like coffe i grind well

i'm like a rubicks cube the more you play with me the harder i get

 

[AaronA]

Hi, i'm aaron, and you'd look better with my penis inside you.

hey i can use that =)

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Hi I'm Jake............................. Wanna phuck? (works every time)

 

[Steve Moore]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

I gotta use that sometime.

 

[Joe Riley]

i just --- my pants can i get into your

i'm like coffe i grind well

i'm like a rubicks cube the more you play with me the harder i get

im using that

 

[paddy_h16]

Hows coffee sound?

 

[AJ]

i heard that one last night from Tom Loforese

 

[josepharmstrong]

your parents may be retared but you.... your special
you have 206 bones in your body, how would you like another one in you?

this is the best 1 ive ever heard in my entire life

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

If you were yogurt would u be fruit at the bottom or stirred?

Since it will take most girls to think about this one and in that short of time you hit her in the head with a blunt object, i prefer frying pans

 

[Corey]

"are you down to get down"