I like Ryan Divett for the following reasons.
He has been my friend for ever and I ruvv him rong time.
He has a funny little asian mummy, but no, Ryan Divett has hairy arms = not very asian.
He is quite bamf with the ladies eg his classic move "The Pump & Dump".
He also greatly enjoys nag and other such objects of funtasticals (NOT funtesticles).
Asians cannot have bad style so Ryan Divett has good style on a scooty scoot.
He speaks his mind to all the silly suck ups and try hards on this site and I sometimes very much enjoy his comments and the hilarity that ensues.
In conclusion I enjoy his company.