The REAL Scooter Dress code.

[Jesus D:]

oh yea tight pants <3

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

Wear wat ever the fuck you want. It just if you wear shorts or running shoes or both, you look like a DoucheBag

blue- i understand

red- that makes no sense to me

 

[brandt71]

its good for the nuts.
like if a sack tap goes wronge your still covered =D

 

[joeyamos]

^^^

yeah if my pants are too tight my balls get all compressed

same and ppl look at me with my hands in my pant's giving my balls some air

 

[jam]

tight pants arent cool

 

[Lamont Tyre]

i wear tight pants, tight shirts, sneaks and thats its lol i like skinny jeans <333 and oh yea i wear shorts like hep greg too there so comfy idc what ppl think

 

[James Scown]

i love nooner <3

tight pants/cutoffs, whatever t-shirt, vans and im set.

 

[nicmacris1]

yep, skiinnies cut off or long , any shirt as long as its not tight or a g unit shirt, a backwards hat, or helmet

 

[nicmacris1]

yep, skiinnies cut off or long , any shirt as long as its not tight or a g unit shirt, a backwards hat, or helmet

 

[Hep Greg]

I THINK SKINNY BOYS LOOK GOOD IN SKINNY JEANS THE END IM A GIRL YOU LOSE.

FOR BOYS I THINK ITS NOT CONSIDERED SHORT SHORTS UNTIL 3 INCHES BELOW YOR ASS.

REALLY HUGE BAGGY PANTS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE IN A BLUE POTATO SAC AND I DONT GET A PREVIEW OF THE GOODS NOT THAT, FOR THE MAJORITY OF YOU, THERES MUCH TO PREVIEW

RUNNING SHOES AND WALKING SHOES ARE STRICKLY FOR THOSE PARTICULAR ACTIVITIES ANY ONE WEARING THEM AT ANY OTHER TIME NEEDS A LESSON IN SHOE AND A SLAP FOR LOOKING LIKE A SILLY GOOSE

FITTED HADS SHOULD ONLY BE WORN BY DEVOTED FANS

EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD IN WIFE BEATERS (usually)

IF YOURE STILL DRESSING IN TOO MANY COLORS AND STILL TRYING TO LOOK FRESH WITH YOUR DUNKS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF FASHION
AND THIS ONKY MATTERS B/C YOU WERE FALLOWING IT TO BEGIN WITH.

JORDENS ARE FINE TO RIDE IN NOT TO TAKE PICTURES OF WITH YOUR SCOOTER

WEARING A BAGGY SHIRT AND BAGGY PANTS IS OFF PUTTING FOR CHICKS WEARING SOMEWHAT MORE FITTED CLOATHING MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE JUST LIKE HOW YOU WANT TO SEE THEIR BODIES THEY WANT TO SEE YOURS.

LEAVING YOUR FLY UNZIPPED TOTALLY MAKES PEOPLE THINK OF YOUR DICK WHICH CAN BE APPARENT b/C THE PERSON MENTIONING IT TO YOU OBVIOUSLY LOOKED THERE.

OTHER THEN THIS S T F U

thats it <333333

-margaret

PS MOTHERFUCKERSS LOWERING YOUR SPERM COUNT AT THIS AGE IS A GOOD FUCKING THING.
PPS why is this still a thread? dear god.

 

[ranga1]

Agreed

 

[.erik]

ill wear what is comfortable to me, thank you very much. and girls still talk to/hook up with/hang out with me even though i wear shorts so i dont even care what some other guy thinks of what im wearing.

 

[Dustin Nooner]

I THINK SKINNY BOYS LOOK GOOD IN SKINNY JEANS THE END IM A GIRL YOU LOSE.

FOR BOYS I THINK ITS NOT CONSIDERED SHORT SHORTS UNTIL 3 INCHES BELOW YOR ASS.

REALLY HUGE BAGGY PANTS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE IN A BLUE POTATO SAC AND I DONT GET A PREVIEW OF THE GOODS NOT THAT, FOR THE MAJORITY OF YOU, THERES MUCH TO PREVIEW

RUNNING SHOES AND WALKING SHOES ARE STRICKLY FOR THOSE PARTICULAR ACTIVITIES ANY ONE WEARING THEM AT ANY OTHER TIME NEEDS A LESSON IN SHOE AND A SLAP FOR LOOKING LIKE A SILLY GOOSE

FITTED HADS SHOULD ONLY BE WORN BY DEVOTED FANS

EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD IN WIFE BEATERS (usually)

IF YOURE STILL DRESSING IN TOO MANY COLORS AND STILL TRYING TO LOOK FRESH WITH YOUR DUNKS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OUT OF FASHION
AND THIS ONKY MATTERS B/C YOU WERE FALLOWING IT TO BEGIN WITH.

JORDENS ARE FINE TO RIDE IN NOT TO TAKE PICTURES OF WITH YOUR SCOOTER

WEARING A BAGGY SHIRT AND BAGGY PANTS IS OFF PUTTING FOR CHICKS WEARING SOMEWHAT MORE FITTED CLOATHING MAKES YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE JUST LIKE HOW YOU WANT TO SEE THEIR BODIES THEY WANT TO SEE YOURS.

LEAVING YOUR FLY UNZIPPED TOTALLY MAKES PEOPLE THINK OF YOUR DICK WHICH CAN BE APPARENT b/C THE PERSON MENTIONING IT TO YOU OBVIOUSLY LOOKED THERE.

OTHER THEN THIS S T F U
thats it <333333

-margaret

PS MOTHERFUCKERSS LOWERING YOUR SPERM COUNT AT THIS AGE IS A GOOD FUCKING THING.
PPS why is this still a thread? dear god.

yo are u fucking nuts? u need to chill the fuck out...god damn.

 

[Biagio.]

tight pants ftw!