the story game

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TUC

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alright so i figured that every ten pages we should have a re-cap on what has hapened in the story so far...


There one was a guy named frank earnest who had a hot chocolat and a frozen dog. Then frank earnest went home and took out his pencil and shoved it down the toilet to impress his chubby mom. Then he went to eat some yummy raw beef ful of purple trouser snake in Caracas, Venezuela while taking a really big crap so that the contraceptive evil leaves that came from the hemp plant.
A boy named joe bob had a really big crush on a fat chick named urethra that ate a huge dick covered in a lot of purple fuzzy cum because its barny. Joe felt very sad because of his lack of a razor scooter, wich gave him an idea to have a burgler steal andrewÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢s anal virginity by using a dildo.
President barack obama killed all the jokes and fun in this story.
There once was a pink dildo that couldnÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢t decide on its sexual preferences but then chuck Norris killed a dead man that was named chris bendal because he did a lot of martial arts that killed many motha fukas who bought a lot of bums at the corner shop.
Andrew Broussard made blood with his willy that exploded all over madis. He was annoyed that he lost his virginity to a very large number of people who are all very very very small and look like mr. Clean.
There once was a nooner from go wheel heaven who rode scooters all the time until a huge elephant ate an polyp. Then caught a wild angry duck whom bit off his curly facial hair an then he hit it with a rozor pro model while landing triple bri flip off a curb. He was scared because hen saw a new razor a model so he killed himself in his mind. He ate his own sand witch with bacon making no sense because of the huge hairy wrom in the middle of the turkey that was on his small dick because he was an std infested freak with no pubic hair.
A hippie named napoleon pedro dynamite paco fredrico Fernandez Javier alex Rodriguez said let this thread be super rad and to be like a charmander named erik howard because it like to ride his scooter all the time and try to eat fat purple and black foamie grips when an elephant rapped about scooters.
One time there was a pink peguin that like poop. In his anus because he is too much for his own good, of the funny dancing midgets whom wanked in their offices then ate twantos because of the
A midget from dildo land brought a massive pink, bumpy, rigid, slightly pointed dildo and stuck it in his grandmotherÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢s pet turtle while doing the girl next door thizzle dance while licking the giant, round, red dick from putting it in far too many dirty places, such as barack obama who is a black nigger from a dirty hole where he used to live because he is a zooaphiliac a giant wild hairy mushroom growing person from mars who ate a flemango with all kinds of very tasty juices from its peenis and then ate some sggy potatoes while drinking some egg nog with a large Styrofoam disposable cup wich he found up his black ass hole she sucked my fat cack which tasted like refried beans and looked like a giant turd.
 
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