the strangest dream you have ever had.

akex Q

Member
the strangest dream i have ever had was when i was in my garden and all of a sudden a massive rhino came over the wall. but the rhino was standing up like a person would and he was walking towards me, when i saw this my first instinct was to run away and get to the nearest place that was safe.
over the wall was a doctors surgery, so i ran towards the wall but for some reason i couldn't, at this moment the rhino was getting closer to me.
then suddenly i woke up.

i didn't like that dream, post the strangest dreams you have ever had and lets hear them.
 

chadsterr

Member
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mat

Steel Member
anyone remember the lucid dreaming thread?

my dreams are always insanely fucking weird and make no sense. except for some of the lucid ones.
 

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
i climbed the side of a mountain and at the top a clown pushed me off. i cried when i saw him laugh...
 

steven

Member
one weird dream i had was :
i was crossing the street and a car hits me i get up and run after the car . i find a moutain bike out of nowhere and i throw it at the car. the guys come out like they were gonna chase me so i flew away and landed on top of a building. then i go to the store and all my friends are chilling at the park . i told them wat happen but they didnt believe that i could fly so i show them and they started to bug out . lol then i woke up
 
i was at my grandmas and i went to go see the animals and there was a big duck with a food max bag in its mouth and there was baby ducks in it and then i started to chase me. hahahaha
 

Tommy Napolitan

Errrhhmmmm
I was in the doggy van with Loyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber and we were in Hawaii driving insanely fast on this green field leading to an edge of a cliff and i said "are we going to stop in time?" and they said yea then bam we hit a branch and the van completely stopped and i went flying out the windshield over the cliff and as i was falling i was like "oh well im going to die" so i started doing backflips, i did 2 then bam hit the water and woke up in a sweat.
 

zolof

Member
i had one where i was going to japan club (something about japan at my school and we learn to speak japanese) and like the circus came and left their elephant in the class so i tried to hide it under my sweater. then the circus came back and we had a rap battle over the elephant then i won and i yelled oh yeah nigga what now? then the koolaid guy broke through the wall and gave us all koolaid =]
 

Manzie

Steel Member
Had one when I was i little kid where I was a fairy and lived in a castle with my other gay little fairy buddies, then we were invaded by giant walking trucks that had pixy wings aswell. So we all hid in one room, until I needed to go to the toilet, so I went in, but there was a truck in the bathroom putting on makeup? So I hid behind a pillar. Then it saw me, and thats when the dream ended.

I'm suprised I turned out straight after that one.
 

Humma

Steel Member
___ Alex _____ said:
the strangest dream i have ever had was when i was in my garden and all of a sudden a massive rhino came over the wall. but the rhino was standing up like a person would and he was walking towards me, when i saw this my first instinct was to run away and get to the nearest place that was safe.
over the wall was a doctors surgery, so i ran towards the wall but for some reason i couldn't, at this moment the rhino was getting closer to me.
then suddenly i woke up.

i didn't like that dream, post the strangest dreams you have ever had and lets hear them.

LMFAO
 

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
Jackson Manzie said:
Had one when I was i little kid where I was a fairy and lived in a castle with my other gay little fairy buddies, then we were invaded by giant walking trucks that had pixy wings aswell. So we all hid in one room, until I needed to go to the toilet, so I went in, but there was a truck in the bathroom putting on makeup? So I hid behind a pillar. Then it saw me, and thats when the dream ended.

I'm suprised I turned out straight after that one.
LOL

and dumb and dumber ROCKS
 

Kyper

Member
Weirdest one? I was riding my motorcycle on a mountain and then Steve Erkel in a Rolles Royce came up behind me and kept trying to ram me. I did a 180 stoppie and went the other way only to find Erkel in front of me throwing goldfish at me. I laughed at him until I realized that he was actually throwing piranha which started to eat my motorcycle. I got away and got to my house about half dead from Piranha bites only to have my brother shoot my right arm off with a twelve gauge. I fell to the ground screaming in pain and did a backwards roll out of my house. As I rolled out the door I fell into the sky and then it turned into a falling dream but I actually hit the ground.

I woke up and I had rolled out of my bed. Also I had apparantally bit myself a bunch. Hence the piranha's.

Weirdest fucking dream ever.
 
Kyper said:
Weirdest one? I was riding my motorcycle on a mountain and then Steve Erkel in a Rolles Royce came up behind me and kept trying to ram me. I did a 180 stoppie and went the other way only to find Erkel in front of me throwing goldfish at me. I laughed at him until I realized that he was actually throwing piranha which started to eat my motorcycle. I got away and got to my house about half dead from Piranha bites only to have my brother shoot my right arm off with a twelve gauge. I fell to the ground screaming in pain and did a backwards roll out of my house. As I rolled out the door I fell into the sky and then it turned into a falling dream but I actually hit the ground.

I woke up and I had rolled out of my bed. Also I had apparantally bit myself a bunch. Hence the piranha's.

Weirdest fucking dream ever.
LOL
 
alex I'm SOOO MAD AT YOU BECAUSE I SWEAR ON MY GRANDMOTHERS GRAVE I WAS JUST GONNA MAKE THIS THREAD! Anyway.... I went without a scoot for 2 months which was pretty tough so I'm a nerdy kid who dreams about scooters

I was upstairs and it was so dark up there. My parents were up there along with my brother and his friends. I went downstairs and on the way up i couldnt turn on any of the lights and no one was around. The lights refused to come on, then there was blood on the wall saying. "Your briflips have led your family out of the house" in other words telling me i scooter to much and need to spend more time with my family, so their dead now Then something was behind me but i didnt know what. So i was running jumped my entire staircase which is like twenty stairs and I woke up. When i woke up I was ina hotel that night with my dad and i couldn't find the lights to turnem on. And how we had stuff by the door exactly looked like a man, so I'm flipping out and I ended up waking up my dad. I played ds and went back to sleep.
 
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