The TRUTH of Tanner Markley

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Dustin Nooner

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
No matter what he says its a lie heres the truth

He has been riding scooters for as long as they have been out 7 years? yes 6 years for sure.
He did NOT tail whip a 16 stair.
He DOES beg guys to let him give them foot massages.
He IS a red neck. His cats name is NASCAR!
When offended, he snaps and instantly goes into *defend mode* until he wins or is hated by enough people. - Kenny Owens

Will update when I find out more about him.
 
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tanner markley

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WHAT THE FUCK
k nooner wutever u say your the one who was paying me to give u a back massage
i have tailwhipped find a 16 stair for me ill do it no problem first try im sure that gap at arcadia is about twice as long as a 16 and is equal to about 13 and i tailwhip it first try everytry
and im the last person from a redneck my cats name is nascar o wow i didnt fucken pick that name my mom did and i go to a school that is 87 percent mexican 12 percent azn 1 percent white idk how it would b possible to b a redneck going to a school like that
and if i have been riding for 6 years then fuck it
if u consider hardly being able to tailwhip for a strait 5 years and scootering maybe once a month
i rollerbladed everyday and rode my scooter like once a month if u really consider that riding idk wut your on
look at my video from a year and a month ago i was doing a double tailwhip iff a kicker and landed sloppy as hell and was doing a 1 foot manuel for about 10 ft so if u really think thats riding for 6 years fuck off
 
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tanner markley

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and i will fucking film the 16 stair whip when i get done with my finger being in 9 pieces
seriously u have ridden with me maybe 8 times and when was the last time we rode and i didnt jump a gap that you guys couldnt get close to
 
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tanner markley

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does anyone consider that riding once a month hardly knowing how to tailwhip for 5 years ? wouldnt u say that u just started riding for 1 yr if the first 5 u rode maybe once a month, roller bladed everyday, and did not even know about locking the folding system orr even changing wheels
thats pretty pathetic if you consider that riding
 
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kyle_ogle2

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i rode for 4 years without knowing how to lock a foldy : ). hahaha

but yea i consider that 5 years. just a slow 5 years, but you still rode. id love to see a whip 16 footy.
<3
(matt)
 
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tanner markley

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k i just found my first scooter box, 2003 so how ever many years that is to 2006 is how many i rode without even considering myself a scooter rider
 
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Kenny O.

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Please dont tell me you actually just went and looked for that scooter box. Hah if anyones a Redneck on DXG its Ryan for sure, i <3 him. Tanners next on the list though.
Stop double posting though tanner
 
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tanner markley

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no i got the award for the biggest noob and i earned it
with my double posts
and no i have like 5 of my first scooter boxes laying in my garage and my first scooter said on the grip tape 2003 jd razor so thats 3 fake years of not even considering myself a scooter rider and 1 1/2 of real riding
 
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tanner markley

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dude seriously thats not even fucken funny noon u know i havent been riding for fucking 7 years because if i had been riding for 7 years i would be 10 x better and its once a month
dam u guys are fucken stupid if u consider that riding
so if a 5 year old learns how to ride a bike and he can do a wheely barely taking the front wheel off the ground and when hes 16 he decides he wants to ride bmx hes already been riding for 11 years so every person on this site has been riding for 6+ years because i know everyone of you has ridden a scooter not seriously for that whole time
 
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