The worst (read thread description) feelings in the world (be creative)

[Bear Grylls]

i knocked out a girl on my hockey team and gave her a concussion from accidentally hitting her. My shoulder still hurts like a bitch and that happened on saaturday

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

CREATIVE! pree

 

[Robert]

Being late for something because you thought taking a shit wouldn't take that long, and having to explain thats why you were late.

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

Being late for something because you thought taking a shit wouldn't take that long, and having to explain thats why you were late.

this man has the correct idea

 

[parrish]

Putting a mattress cover on by yourself...doesn't work.

 

[Frank T]

getting out of a hot shower and its freezing in your house.
getting to school and realizing you forgot something/forgot to do something

 

[Brennan]

Forgetting something important on a trip and realizing when it's too late to go back for it

 

[SamDybeck]

my ankles and shins

 

[melvin]

shitting your pants

 

[Rob.]

testicular torsion

 

[Chrispy]

Having to go on a field trip where all you do is go into the jungle and clean up homeless peoples trash and belongings and cut down bamboo

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

You guys suck

Putting a mattress cover on by yourself...doesn't work.

Again, the right idea. Shit is awful

 

[Chrispy]

The worst feeling is having to poop at school

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

The worst feeling is having to poop at school

i used to feel that way then I just started taking shits every day and it drastically made my senior year better. Believe me though, I always did a pre wet-paper-towel-wipe and dry off before sitting in someone else's piss.

 

[Chrispy]

i used to feel that way then I just started taking shits every day and it drastically made my senior year better. Believe me though, I always did a pre wet-paper-towel-wipe and dry off before sitting in someone else's piss.

Bruh i poop twice a day and i still feel like i gotta go in class lolol

 

[thealexbuffery]

I always did a pre wet-paper-towel-wipe and dry off before sitting in someone else's piss.

do the hover sit over the toilet haha

 

[BenJelinek]

when your bed sheet comes off and you get entangled in it while laying on only the uncovered part of the bed, and then the inside of the blanket goes to only one side of the blanket cover so its like one big ball, but with a bunch of extra blanket cover that doesn't even do anything.

waking up from a good dream

having something that you know you need to do in the back of your head but you're slacking on it.

waking up to sun and then right before you're going to leave it starts raining (this happens to me nearly every single day, if not, then i instead wake up to a downpour of rain and the gnarliest clouds everr)

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

waking up to sun and then right before you're going to leave it starts raining (this happens to me nearly every single day, if not, then i instead wake up to a downpour of rain and the gnarliest clouds everr)

I know people bitch about rain in washington, but when an outsider tries to say it rains a lot they're always told it doesn't rain as much as everyone thinks. So it does rain a shit ton?

 

[BenJelinek]

I know people bitch about rain in washington, but when an outsider tries to say it rains a lot they're always told it doesn't rain as much as everyone thinks. So it does rain a shit ton?

its not too bad june-late september, but oct-may it rains 2/3 of the time. this year we've had 20+ inches so far and 10 in march alone.

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

Bruh i poop twice a day and i still feel like i gotta go in class lolol

You're telling me. I had a lot of digestive issues my senior year, probably mostly stress related. Shitting in the morning (though rare because that took time) and right after school, then a few more times before bed. It'd been silly to have kept holding it in.

do the hover sit over the toilet haha

Dude, I am a man. Shitting isn't just about getting the job done, it's about the experience. One of the simple joys in life.