Things Not To Do In Real Life But Ok To Do In A Video Game

[Spicy McHaggis]

Dont kill the hooker after paying her, this can cause serious complications later on.

It is not ok to shoot an RPG at a helicopter at any time, unless you're in the Taliban.

Respawning is never a possibility.

Dont jump out of a moving car unless you ABSOLUTELY know what you're doing.

dont wanna think of anymore but you get the picture

 

[Corey]

if you eat a mushroom, you may or may not grow twice your size.

there is no over-shield.

 

[GoGzS]

I tryed joining the army, but when I got a weapon in my hands, I just aimed for heads...and they told me there are no respawn points in RL... so I quitted...

 

[brian amato]

active camo would really help some soldiers...

 

[dre]

I tryed joining the army, but when I got a weapon in my hands, I just aimed for heads...and they told me there are no respawn points in RL... so I quitted...

I see those guys like every other week just walking around haha. That show kicks ass too.

 

[Manzie]

It's not as easy to escape the police as you think.

 

[Devin Catron]

moon gravity isnt a possibility unless ur on the fucking moon

 

[JonathanZegarra]

If you run into traffic. You might/might not end up as roadkill.
Do not try and jack a vehicle from a black person. You might/might not end up shot, stabbed or fucked up on the street.

Results may vary.

 

[Mark Abramsky]

when attempting illegal events remember to have the "lose cop stars" cheat memorized

 

[Stevenson]

It's clearly r1 r1 circle r2 up down up down up down. I'm set bro.

 

[Rob.]

It's not okay to kill someone then crouch over their body multiple times.

 

[briflip]

dont beat your pikachu

 

[Manzie]

fuck raichu's

 

[Hep Greg]

avoiding the police in real life doesnt make them chase you any less.

snowboarding without bindings never ends in anything "tricky".

 

[Kyper]

Time doesn't get reversed if you play an ocarina in a church.

 

[Corey]

if you are going to take on an entire DAM of enemies, remember you do not have auto-aim and must posess at least some skill with a gun.

 

[Griffin]

you can't walk into a hospital and kill everyone with a baseball bat. well you can, but you won't get away with it.

 

[Domsicle]

Its not ok to throw turtle shells at eachother while speeding around in a 50cc go-cart dressed as a green dinosaur.

 

[DonaldM]

You can not falcon punch anyone.. because it would really hurt

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

You never have to do a mission or whatever the hard/long way there is always an easy way.

circle, square, triangle, X, R1,L1,R2,L2 wont give you infinite health