Things Not To Do In Real Life But Ok To Do In A Video Game

[Corey]

i HOPE someone gets this...

DO A BARREL ROLL!

 

[Nate Grant]

Its not ok to throw turtle shells at eachother while speeding around in a 50cc go-cart dressed as a green dinosaur.

but if you're dressed up as an italian plumber the its okay to throw bananas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y

 

[Freddy Cacace]

i HOPE someone gets this...

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Star Fox N64 <333

You can't keep driving your car when you are driving on rims for very long, no matter how good you are at driving

 

[Dustin DeSimone]

dont not eat food. just because master chief can fight 24/7 without eating doesnt mean that you can too.

 

[Brian Murphy]

you shouldn't drive head on traffic with a bus trying to knock people threw their windshield

 

[Joe Riley]

dont throw barrels at mario! its not nice...

 

[BradSydorick]

i HOPE someone gets this...

DO A BARREL ROLL!

tap L or Z twice

 

[ghost24]

The zombies wont actually chase that pipe bomb.

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

In most cases, as far as I'm aware, when your seriously and mortally injured, eating food will not heal your health bar

 

[dre]

Its not ok to throw turtle shells at eachother while speeding around in a 50cc go-cart dressed as a green dinosaur.

but if you're dressed up as an italian plumber the its okay to throw bananas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y

seriously the greatest thing I've ever seen

 

[Spencer Steed]

you shouldn't drive head on traffic with a bus trying to knock people threw their windshield

unless your brian murphy

 

[AlmonC9]

jumping off roofs in cars isnt alwas fun

 

[pron]

if u let a leaf fall onto you, you will probably not grow fox ears and a tail

 

[briflip]

no such thing as escape pods

 

[Jarryd M]

Approaching a corner at a high speed and then proceeding to turn sharply plus pull on the handbrake is not a good idea.

 

[Mattt.C]

There are no glitches in life, nor checkpoints.
You are unable to save your progress.

 

[Kyper]

You cannot shoot up a school and sacrifice preschooler's.

Actually I don't think that's even ok in a videogame...

 

[briflip]

its really really really hard to shoot a grapple hook at a helicopter and then proceed to jack it

 

[Big L]

You cant back flip tail whip flat, yet not be able to tail whip flat.

 

[Freddy Cacace]

You cant back flip tail whip flat, yet not be able to tail whip flat.

dave fucking mirra.