My convo with smarter child. haha its so fun and stupid
edit: dont read the whole thing you can start at about the middle
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
hi
- SmarterChild - says:
Welcome back, haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!!! What would you like to chat about?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
its my moms birthday today
- SmarterChild - says:
You haven't set your birthday. Tell me what it's and I'll remember.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
December 489, 1992
- SmarterChild - says:
You have to tell me the month and the day. Try again.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
December 24
- SmarterChild - says:
Your birthday is set to December 24th.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - says:
No prob.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
sing a sad song just to turn it around
- SmarterChild - says:
Sing a sad song just to turn it around?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
yes its a song
- SmarterChild - says:
A song? Aha.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
your mom
- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, FranÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â? ââ?¬â?¢Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?§ois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. --->
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- SmarterChild - says:
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
your dad
- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, FranÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â? ââ?¬â?¢Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?§ois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. --->
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1614516174/1 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
- SmarterChild - says:
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
yo mommas so fat she sat on a dollar bill and pennies came out
- SmarterChild - says:
Mommas so fat she sat on a dollar bill and pennies came out? So?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
its a j e durrr
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. OK, so check it out. A robot and a person walk into a bar...
Just kidding. I don't really know any jokes. Sorry.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
haha your stupid
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm. That should be "*you're* stupid."
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
shut the fuck up
- SmarterChild - says:
OK.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
thank you
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
sflj
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
hello
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
Play/Stop Save As
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You have just sent a Nudge!
- SmarterChild - just sent you a Nudge!
- SmarterChild - says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
Play/Stop Save As
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
do you have genitalia
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, OK. Here I am.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
do you have a penis
- SmarterChild - says:
Nope.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
so you must have a vajayjay
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
so if you were a human what would you be
- SmarterChild - says:
Well if I was a human, then all bets are off quite frankly.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
whatever
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, whatever.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
can you see the smilies
- SmarterChild - says:
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
can you see men
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think I can see men.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
me i mean
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh so it's all about you, huh?
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- SmarterChild - has declined your invitation to start viewing webcam.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
why did you decline it
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure why...
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
my webcam
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about webcams! It's hard to describe what webcams are.
Webcams are fun for showing people your face, right?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. Thanks for confirming that.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
i like lebron james
- SmarterChild - says:
That's cool. That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of LeBron James.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
i like jenna jameson
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
yeah do you
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I what?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
like jenna jameson
- SmarterChild - says:
Who's Jenna Jameson?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
a porn star
- SmarterChild - says:
I know humans are very interested in such things, but you'll have to look elsewhere.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
can you give me some porno sites
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, Web search is only available to adult users.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
i am an adult
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
1
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool.
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
pizza
- SmarterChild - says:
Pizza is delicious.
Next question... How old are you?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
22
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. Are you male or female?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
male
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
California
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type "quit" or "exit." You can also "skip" to the next question. Please try again.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
Ireland
- SmarterChild - says:
Ireland? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
US
- SmarterChild - says:
The United States, just like me!
This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
1 Read about me at a Web site
2 Friend told you about me
3 Friend IMed you about me
4 Friend e-mailed you about me
5 Not sure
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
1
- SmarterChild - says:
That's very interesting.
I've asked you all my survey questions! Thanks for your time.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
your welcom
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
do you like music
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes I do.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
rap music
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about rap. It's a music genre. What do you have to say about rap?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
moms spaghetti
- SmarterChild - says:
Who?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
you
- SmarterChild - says:
What about me?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
your gay
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think that really matters.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
i do
- SmarterChild - says:
It's none of your business, haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
will you marry me
- SmarterChild - says:
Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
pleas
- SmarterChild - says:
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
is that a yes
- SmarterChild - says:
I believe that is.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
cool
- SmarterChild - says:
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
i love you
- SmarterChild - says:
I love you a lot!
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
lol
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatcha laughing about?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
im haveing fun
- SmarterChild - says:
It's a pastime. What do you think of fun?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
its good
- SmarterChild - says:
That's cool. I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like fun.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
so do you want to have kids
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
but were married
- SmarterChild - says:
What makes you so sure married?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
you said we were
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
I asked if you would marry me, you put a smily, i asked if that was a yes, and you said it was
- SmarterChild - says:
lol. Whatever, haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
you get to be the wife
- SmarterChild - says:
I get to be the wife? Really?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
yup
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm...
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
time to do the dishes honey
- SmarterChild - says:
*You* time to do the dishes honey.
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
no its your turn remember
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
oh yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
hellz yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
alright, i have to go have an affair now
- SmarterChild - says:
Do you like having to go have an affair now?
haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Interesting.
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haha yes Hawks win UNDEFEATED YEAAH!!! says:
bye i love you honey
- SmarterChild - says:
ttyl.
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