things you HATE

Marketship

Marketship

Silver Member
Rich scooter kids who have dream set ups but have no style
How hot my laptop gets
Girls with attitude
Small toilets
Small bars
How fast I chunk wheels
When I imagine thousands of lines in my head, but when I show up to the spot/park, I forget/bitch out.
How no ones rides anymore in my city
Kota/Apex dick suckers
When I use a paddle that isnt mine for dragonboat, and the paddle handle on the top is crooked
When people see me do a trick and they go OHHH I CAN DO THAT, IM BETTER THAN YOU. Ik it's a joke but I hate it.
When people ride my scooter and get wheel bites on their 1000 Jordans and complain to me, not my fault.
When Filipinos keep trying to argue that they're Asian.. sorry you're not.
Little kid haters, they're like normal sk8ter h8ters... but 10x worse.
When people talk shit but don't square up
Asian parents
Lil wayne
Trying my best to ride while high
When people instantly assume im some drug addict because I enjoy the use of pot
When I'm trying to masturbate and I go soft
The lack of arousing porn
How many pants I rip
How people don't understand I'm not rich
Bitches playing with homies' feelings
How some of the riders around here are kinda faggots
How that one hella fucking disgustingly ugly dude at school gets alot of girls
When I'm trying to masturbate and the internet is laggy/slow
Jump Scares

I could go on for days, but I have to wake up in 3 hours for something important

TO BE CONTINUED
 
thealexbuffery

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
When I walk out of an airconed room with my scoot into the outdoor heat and my scoot condensates enough water to feed the whole African nation

Promising yourself to get good sleep, end up going to bed at like 3am because I cant sleep

When your friends start to quit riding

"Okay im gonna go try out my new setup, let's do a barspin"
Whole compression and headset instantly becomes loose as, and you're nowhere near your house and don't have an Allen key

Hong Kong's plain retarded weather and conditions
 
Scoot_scoot_

Scoot_scoot_

Steel Member
Waxing your deck and the ledge and its still super sticky
Deciding between hanging out and riding
Procrastinating and never doing anything I'm supposed to
Security guards kicking me out of spots
People using you for rides to parks and spots and parts
Eating shit
Heel bruise
Getting injured
Getting holes in wheels and flatspots
Judos being challenging for me cause my bars are super short
People asking for trades back cause "their mom is mad" or some bs excuse
Not having the balls to hit my local 8 rail
Being broke af
Leaving the spot or sesh without landing the trick
Nobody ever wanting to film unless its only them
probably the one that makes me the maddest is losing tricks I had dialed like the sesh before
 
DeviinGilly

DeviinGilly

Steel Member
Small bars.
8 year olds with godly setups.
Slow internet while I'm playing CS or Dota
Having no money
Not being able to find a job
Driving places
EXTREME MOTION SICKNESS

When you "win" a "contest" on instagram, and he says he'll get it to you.
Than its four months later.
Than he gets dropped by Tilt
Than you don't know whether to talk to him or just hope it works out
(Thanks Twhee)
When I walk up in to the local za place lookin to grub and they're closed.
Salami
Pepperoni
Thirsty bitches
When your crush bitchy/obnoxious friends.
Shit bearings
Little kids at the park
Planning out all these fucking wet lines and than pussying out.
Any kid that has an insta and is under the age of 12
not having anyone to ride with
un-dialed scooters
Kota dick riders.
Dick riders
Sunburns

I could go on for years though
 
thealexbuffery

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
when fgt kids/people on instagram put "official" in their username. like, dude you're not famous or anything, no ones gonna want to copy you lol, most of them be copying Ryan williams and all

those people that think theyre top shit ONLY because they ride BMX/skateboards.
like, they can be the worst rider youve ever seen, only ride it to school and back or whatever, or be the biggest poser, but they're still like

"haa you scooter fag"
"scooters are gay dont be a fag and do a real sport like BMX/skate."
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Marketship

Marketship

Silver Member
thealexbuffery said:
when fgt kids/people on instagram put "official" in their username. like, dude you're not famous or anything, no ones gonna want to copy you lol, most of them be copying Ryan williams and all

those people that think theyre top shit ONLY because they ride BMX/skateboards.
like, they can be the worst rider youve ever seen, only ride it to school and back or whatever, or be the biggest poser, but they're still like "scooters are gay dont be a fag and do a real sport BMX/skate."
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I feel you so much, I ride with alot of bmx riders in my city and there's always that one middle schooler who can't even 180 who always tells me that scooters r gei
 
thealexbuffery

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
wet griptape/wheels/grips

when you're in a nose manny and you try to stick into it, but you fall forwards and your scooter slams on the ground and you endure a near death experience

when you land a trick perfectly but then black magic kicks in and your feet somehow slip off the griptape

those days where riding just feels like shit, and you cant land anything not even simple stuff

really hot/sunny weather

getting seenzoned/ignored by people

when i try to land a trick, like a straight bri or something that ends in some heelwhip and my feet completely miss the deck and i fall -> die
also hate that shit when i try to kick a deck on a whip/heel rewind and i either skim the deck or miss it and it feels like shit, sometimes fuck up my foot too lol

when you literally just cant type and you fuck up every single word you type

slow bearings

when you do like a 3bar or 3downwhip and when you land, your front wheel doesnt properly stick down and you keep spinning on your back wheel, which you then fall sideways -> die

not landing trricks when people are watching

slit-like cuts, like paper cuts or knife cuts (dw guys i dont cut, not even #cutforbieber)

when your shoes are a bit too big that they feel floppy to wear

when you're hyped to ride with your friends back in where you're visiting soon (in my case, the UK) only to find out that theyve all quit riding as a whole or moved to bikes, but luckily one guy stayed riding sK3wtz so hes tha homie G

flat, warm coke

explosive diarrhoea

missing out on scootfest

being afraid to ride my new(ish, theyre just yellowed) grippers because i have to do the breaking-in method and i dont want to ruin their new look, or if i break them ;__;

when my bar extenders bend lol

when theres literally no one to ride with, or to even hang out with in general

how my phone connects to every single WIFI connection EXCEPT my home which is where i need it the most cause signal sucks

when you want to take a cold shower but the weather fucked around and made the water warm

*turns on air-conditioning*
becomes too cold in like 10 seconds
*turns it off*
becomes too hot in like 2 seconds

when tha bitcshhshess around my area are all too hard to get, goddamnit

how boring my job can get

when people, especially little kids pick up my scooter while im chilling out in my local town area and start just riding it
(my area is infested with fucking babies)
 
thealexbuffery

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
i hate when mainlanders come into my work to just sit inside and be in the way instead of wait outside for the bus

when im so tired i literally cant stay awake and i zone da fuk out and dont know whats happening

when my phone works slow as shit
 
Ignacho

Ignacho

Silver Member
when the weather is too hot to ride, but the sea water is too cold to go to swim
when people play their shitty music outloud with speakers or x-minis or whatever at the skatepark
when ledges, rails, quarters aren't waxed and you have no wax with you
 
thealexbuffery

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
lukeramseyy said:
when i land a trick only to hit a rock/crack/child while rolling away
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A child is a pretty big escalation from rocks and cracks hahahha

When you grind a ledge and its unwaxed so you stop moving and die
What really annoys me tho is when you're grinding really nice and smooth, but when you go to jump out or do a whip or smthing you stop sliding as soon as you jump, and you still die

Fuck retarded ledges

When I do a whip rewind and go to kick the deck, but when I do it just stops moving and doesnt whip back round no matter what technique I use to kick it, and then eventually get heel bruise
That's why I stopped doing whip rewinds lol

When you land a trick or whatever but your wheels slide out and you fall on the floor, or when you land but you lose balance and fall off
 
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