Jacob D.
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hahaha i've had sooo many good ones...hmm lemme think.... o yea i have 2 -
one time when i was in poland, i was chilling with some skaters ( i have to love them for like a year because one is buillding a miniramp and i want in) and my amigo finds a soccer ball, he kicks it randomly and it almost hits this guy 2 blocks down. the guy comes up to us, and yells - "YOU FUCKING MONKEYS! WTF ARE YOU DOING?! i'M GONNA RIP UR FUCKING LEGS OFF, AND U R GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK HOME ON A FRIGGIN HELICOPTER" i asked him where he gets his script, and he told me he's gonna kick my ass. He threw the ball at my friend, and we cussed him out. he climbed over the fence, and we all just went into my friends house to watch him get even more pissed out of the window.
and then this other time back in the US, we found an 8 ft bank, and this guy from the building comes up to us and asks why are u here. i tell him its a cool spot. he asks me where i live (WTF?) and i say i live on dick street (its an actual street in my town, i just dont live there lol) he left telling us not to ride there and right when he turned around my friend and i stuck up our middle fingers, all the workers facing our direction started chuckling...guess it was some hated boss
thats it, otherwise ppl just tell me to leave, and when we dont they call the police...they just drive by...i love my town <3
one time when i was in poland, i was chilling with some skaters ( i have to love them for like a year because one is buillding a miniramp and i want in) and my amigo finds a soccer ball, he kicks it randomly and it almost hits this guy 2 blocks down. the guy comes up to us, and yells - "YOU FUCKING MONKEYS! WTF ARE YOU DOING?! i'M GONNA RIP UR FUCKING LEGS OFF, AND U R GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK HOME ON A FRIGGIN HELICOPTER" i asked him where he gets his script, and he told me he's gonna kick my ass. He threw the ball at my friend, and we cussed him out. he climbed over the fence, and we all just went into my friends house to watch him get even more pissed out of the window.
and then this other time back in the US, we found an 8 ft bank, and this guy from the building comes up to us and asks why are u here. i tell him its a cool spot. he asks me where i live (WTF?) and i say i live on dick street (its an actual street in my town, i just dont live there lol) he left telling us not to ride there and right when he turned around my friend and i stuck up our middle fingers, all the workers facing our direction started chuckling...guess it was some hated boss
thats it, otherwise ppl just tell me to leave, and when we dont they call the police...they just drive by...i love my town <3