Trouble at a Street Spot

Jacob D.

Member
hahaha i've had sooo many good ones...hmm lemme think.... o yea i have 2 -

one time when i was in poland, i was chilling with some skaters ( i have to love them for like a year because one is buillding a miniramp and i want in) and my amigo finds a soccer ball, he kicks it randomly and it almost hits this guy 2 blocks down. the guy comes up to us, and yells - "YOU FUCKING MONKEYS! WTF ARE YOU DOING?! i'M GONNA RIP UR FUCKING LEGS OFF, AND U R GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK HOME ON A FRIGGIN HELICOPTER" i asked him where he gets his script, and he told me he's gonna kick my ass. He threw the ball at my friend, and we cussed him out. he climbed over the fence, and we all just went into my friends house to watch him get even more pissed out of the window.

and then this other time back in the US, we found an 8 ft bank, and this guy from the building comes up to us and asks why are u here. i tell him its a cool spot. he asks me where i live (WTF?) and i say i live on dick street (its an actual street in my town, i just dont live there lol) he left telling us not to ride there and right when he turned around my friend and i stuck up our middle fingers, all the workers facing our direction started chuckling...guess it was some hated boss

thats it, otherwise ppl just tell me to leave, and when we dont they call the police...they just drive by...i love my town <3
 

Tyler Rehard

Bronze member
it wasnt me but 1 of my skater friends was ridin down this side walk and this lady that owns a licquor store started to freak out so he took a pice of gum, lit a cigaritte, put the lit cig in the gum, and stuck the gum to the window of her shop... she fliped... soooooo funny
 
thats only 2 lol


hahaha i've had sooo many good ones...hmm lemme think.... o yea i have 3 -

one time when i was in poland, i was chilling with some skaters ( i have to love them for like a year because one is buillding a miniramp and i want in) and my amigo finds a soccer ball, he kicks it randomly and it almost hits this guy 2 blocks down. the guy comes up to us, and yells - "YOU FUCKING MONKEYS! WTF ARE YOU DOING?! i'M GONNA RIP UR FUCKING LEGS OFF, AND U R GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK HOME ON A FRIGGIN HELICOPTER" i asked him where he gets his script, and he told me he's gonna kick my ass. He threw the ball at my friend, and we cussed him out. he climbed over the fence, and we all just went into my friends house to watch him get even more pissed out of the window.

and then this other time back in the US, we found an 8 ft bank, and this guy from the building comes up to us and asks why are u here. i tell him its a cool spot. he asks me where i live (WTF?) and i say i live on dick street (its an actual street in my town, i just dont live there lol) he left telling us not to ride there and right when he turned around my friend and i stuck up our middle fingers, all the workers facing our direction started chuckling...guess it was some hated boss

thats it, otherwise ppl just tell me to leave, and when we dont they call the police...they just drive by...i love my town <3
 

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
me and my friend were riding this 6 flat 6 at a mall and a security lady came out. my friend decided to be a total smartass. i kept riding and all i heard was my friend going back and forth with the lady. "whats up?" "you guys cant do this here." "what?" "you guys gotta leave... now." "whats goin on?"
then she started getting on the radio, so my friend goes "lets go ride the old circuit city, smoke some weed and throw stuff" he was just being a jackass but when we get to the old circuit city, theres 2 cops waiting and they ended up searching us.
 

CJ Treihart

I got myself banned.
we were riding at the dry cleaners and the asian guy came out and is like leave dicks my friend said no then he pushed david so we threw him to the ground and ran lol that was fun
 

xfss12

Bronze member
i was riding this sick ledge t a hospital and some random guy yelled at us then went inside and got the security and they chased me and my friend it was pretty awesome.
 

Lamont Tyre

Member
in this one town near me ppl arent even aloud to skate,scooter,bike or rollerblade on the sidewalk anymore thats how bad it is getting around here lol, and now in my town if we get caught riding at a school again or penndot then we get a citation its so dumb but w.e f'it ill ride where i want till i get that citation lol
 

theo yo

Member
i was at this bank to fence wallride spot one night and as my friend that skateboards is riding up the bank to hit the fence, some crack head jumps over the top of the fence yelling like crazy, we were all just shocked and he starts laughing and asks us if he scared us and tells us he used to skateboard, then he just hopped back over the fence and was gone. pretty weird
 
Haha, i was riding with a few mates at this carpark outside of a supermarket, and this county cousel guy pulls up and walks towards us real slow (he was old). We're like, shall we run? Then this one guy from our group just pegs it down this alley and we all followed. Maaaaaan that was sooo funnny.
 
me and my friend were riding this 6 flat 6 at a mall and a security lady came out. my friend decided to be a total smartass. i kept riding and all i heard was my friend going back and forth with the lady. "whats up?" "you guys cant do this here." "what?" "you guys gotta leave... now." "whats goin on?"
then she started getting on the radio, so my friend goes "lets go ride the old circuit city, smoke some weed and throw stuff" he was just being a jackass but when we get to the old circuit city, theres 2 cops waiting and they ended up searching us.

i do stuff like that a lot...
getting kicked out... i repond, "What would you rather me be smokin' weed and taggin' your building? no didn't think so. instead i'm minding my own buisness not hurting your property. being active and trying to progress my life.
this also depends on how i feel like assessing the situation and how the person whom is kicking us out adresses the situation. ie)...being a dick. or being polite
 
Was riding this drop between two parking lots of a church (i know, going to hell.) and was trying to whip over the parking block and stomp it on the other side of the drop and ate shit hard, and some faggy old douche bag starts lecturing me ,meanwhile im missing like half the skin on my hand and arm because it was the crappiest ashpalt ever and i skidded a good 20 feet. That fucking sucked. I flipped him off with blood dripping down my hand. Made me feel better.
 
i was riding this street quarter the other day.. some lady comes up and is like "F*CK OFF YOU LITTLE SH*TS!!" my mate says to me "sh*t, someone is on their rags" and i started laughing so hard... then she gets some shop owner and this guy was huge.. he was like "ive called the cops and they want you gone by the time they get here or your getting charged... and were like "sweet, my mum is gonna love this!" finally, after a few more tries the cops arrive, so we leg it down an alley and jump a fence.. they chased us, and we hid in a construction site :p good day :D
 

Strictly!

Bronze member
today me and 2 fiends were walkin down the road and we almost got side swapped and we flipped the guy off and he slammed on the brake and full reversed up and my mate piss bolted and me and the other friend said it wasnt us and the guy's like "im ganna fuck ur friend up!" and we were like "thats wat she said" and he reversed and slid round the corner backwords and did a skid after him and he ran into the libary and the guy yell's out "fuck u u little smart ass cunt come here and do that to my face u cunt"
and we just started laughin and he was shit scared ay
 

sebharris

Member
I can remember 2 times.

This one time, me and my mates Nick and Alex were at this school then all of a sudden me and Nick can see these 2 teachers standing a a door trying to unlock it and then all of a sudden the guy pulled out his phone and started taking fucking photos or videos of us and then the woman was like "Get away from here, it is private property" and Nick and I tryied to run and he got away but the guy stepped on my fucking foot which i juts got fucking surgery on and took a photo and I was like "What the fuck was that for you insane prick?" and he just said "Get the hell off this property" :[
But we went back today and the teachers were having a staff night and hey didnt give a ----- :p

Then this other time we were skating outside this supermarket and this indian trolley-pusher guy came and said "I think you better leave" and we had already bolted but my friend Justin was like "What are you gonna do? Pour hot chilly on my face?" and the indian guy tried to grab his skateboard and he was like "Fuck off!"
Funny ----- :p
 
Road a park in Lansing where "scooters weren't allowed" and some white trash skaters where giving everyone crap until one of the kids told me to wait at the park for a minute while he went to his car. He got a gun and aimed it at me and my buddy so we left. Scary stuffz. -_-
 

charliemein

Steel Member
this wasnt me it was my freind and it has nothing to do with riding street but is funny

rite so it was a snow day (very rare in uk) and they were walking down the street, they through a snowball at a window of sumones house and a old man comes running out the house in a dressing gown with a massive whip! he starts chasing them and they stop, he whips one of them so they beat the living shit outa him they managed to get the whip and threw it away and just beat him up, the man called the police and he was interveiwed by the police and by the local press and it got featured on a tv program called crime watch! hahah the ploice didnt find them though.

another one , this is about me and my freinds

we were at the skatepark when these two drunk and high guys walked in, and for no reason started fights with everyone, then this one guy hit him so these to guys get him to the floor and kicked his face lol then after the fight the drunk guys picked him up brushed him off and gave him his number and said that anyone bothers him give me a call hahahahah :L

good old england
 
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