I got caught stealing at Tower Records. Im now very cautious with what I rack and when and where. I go by one rule, if it feels sketch, dont do it.
I also got 20 hours community service and 3 day suspension because I watched 2 kids melt an army soldier in the school locker room.
One thing I didn't get in trouble for... I put up probably close to 50 stickers with my first and last name on it, all over my highschool. I was a senior, I didn't care if I got in trouble for it. The principal called me in, and asked me about them and why I did it. I said, "Mrs. Lawton, why the hell would I put stickers of my name all over the place? It's obvious someone is trying to get me in trouble." She was like, "You're right, go back to class." A lot of em were still there when I went to visit.
Oh and the endless things I did to torment my english teacher..
I'll give one example.
I basically orchestrated these little 'pranks' in her class. I always got the whole class involved and I'm still thankful that they were all fuck ups and went along with it. Anyway. I started it while she was giving a lecture. I started pounding my desk in sort of a 3 beat pattern. After I repeated that 5 times, I started chanting Al-Ge-Bra to the beat. Everyone joined in. The volume got louder and louder. 3 of my friends who were not in the class ran in the classroom and said "Did somebody say algebra?" And joined in on the chant. My teacher almost started crying. And again, one of the many amazing moments in that class.
Any of my friends can vouch for any of these stories. Dominic can.
