i'm pissed, it sunny here and little alfie just called me, and said "corby was great reuben, i met sam gergory and this other guy called perry who can do 360 bri flips, do you wanna come stevenage tommorow? my dad is taking me and jack and i was wondering if you wanna come" i can't because
A. I have no fork ATM
B. I have a show tommorow.