wat the hell do u think i should make of this??

Scott Trainer

Scott Trainer

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the day started as my friend snapping his folding mech trying to tighten a bolt and he said a couple times "im gonna ride this and just die" then on the drive to my place all these songs that are never played on the radio were on and all of them had to do with soem sort of pain or death.
we were riding and got wrecked on almost every little thing we did, then the power went out, but not just out. every thing dimmed, then got even dimmer and then came back. then as a joke i said something about alien invasion and the power just went completely out. then my friend was messing around sayin shit about a government cover up type thing and my cell phone shut off as i was on it. now my phone wont let calls through. and my friends phone died right after he told someone "this is weird, if i dont talk to u it means i died''
then the weirdest part (in my opinion) was that we heard my floor (it sounded like the stairs) creak and then heard a doorbell, the weird part is that i dont have a dorrbell???

im probly gonna get called a psycho for this but just think about it. its a few strange coincidences, but they add up to make one weird fuckin night
 
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Steezeman

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BUT you gotta make sure you can still breath, so open up the side of the sheets a little bit. If you don't, you'll suffocate, which is usually bad. I dunno how bad it is compared to being captured by aliens, but it's not good.
 
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dre

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Alex Steezeman said:
Poop your pants and hide under your bedsheets.

Edit: Make sure no limbs are exposed from the sheets.
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bahahahahhaahahahahahaha greatest advice ever




Bro, you sure you weren't on acid or nothin?
 
Kyper

Kyper

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Dre said:
Alex Steezeman said:
Poop your pants and hide under your bedsheets.

Edit: Make sure no limbs are exposed from the sheets.
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bahahahahhaahahahahahaha greatest advice ever




Bro, you sure you weren't on acid or nothin?
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Yeah, acid trips will do that to you. One time I thought I was riding my motorcycle but I was just sitting on a midgit holding on to his handlebar mustache. And whenever I hit his hand to shift gears he just screamed and didn't go any faster.
 
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Corey

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Alex Steezeman said:
BUT you gotta make sure you can still breath, so open up the side of the sheets a little bit. If you don't, you'll suffocate, which is usually bad. I dunno how bad it is compared to being captured by aliens, but it's not good.
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i used to sleep like that when i was younger, with my limbs under the covers and a small breathing thing haha
 
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Steezeman

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Corey Winard said:
Alex Steezeman said:
BUT you gotta make sure you can still breath, so open up the side of the sheets a little bit. If you don't, you'll suffocate, which is usually bad. I dunno how bad it is compared to being captured by aliens, but it's not good.
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i used to sleep like that when i was younger, with my limbs under the covers and a small breathing thing haha
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You know it, I didn't just make that up on the spot. It's a well proven technique, seeing as you and I are both still alive.
 
Jordan Jasa

Jordan Jasa

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make them a greeting cake, and invite them graciously into your home.

then, when the time is right, nail em with a halogen light. steal their credit cards and make a run for it.
 
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