Ways to get yourself out of school!

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CorCor

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ok soo... have you ever faked your way out of school.? list some reasons how you did it!

I got out of school today cuz i told my mom i pulled my hamstring and she believed me and she let me stay home and i didnt go to school...
 
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Steezeman

Administrator
My friend said that if you keep all your spit in your mouth for a class and never swallow it, at the end of class you can spit it out and fake hurl and you'll get out. I think that's really dumb, but it could be funny.
 
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Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
i have been way busy this weekend, and not getting much sleep. i got back from the heavy heavy low low show last night at like 11:30... and didnt get to sleep till like 1 (red bull haha)... i woke up this morning and just told my mom i wasnt going.


if im in school, wayy easiest thing to do is go to the nurse and say you have a bad headache and want to go home.. they cant like check for a headache haha.
 
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kardes

Member
its rly quite easy to skip in my school but its just not worth retaking notes and classwork becomes homework etc i dunno... i dont mind school too much anyway lol. such an easy schedule this year
 
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daltonkennon

Steel Member
CodyChirichiell said:
i rarely ever miss school so ic an just be like "mom i dont want to go to school" and i wont ahve to go.
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pretty much same thing here.

i have only missed 3 days of school so far this year, and that was because i was really hurt. but if i just said i dont want to go to school today then my mom would let me stay home.
 
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AJ

Member
haha nice idea there Reeves... lol

um... you can do the gay thermometer thing... when you dont have a fever... get your mom to get you a thermometer... then when she brings it to you... ask her to go get a glass of juice or water... when she is gone.. place the thermometer under or touching a light... when she comes back up... moan and put it back in your mouth... then your off!!! =]
 
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JAM3S

Steel Member
you bloody joker.

Go too school trust me. I wasted like a year of my life, i waged like 2 weeks in a row, and just went and chilled at the skatepark haha, that's when i was a "scooter freak" haha, but yeah, trust me go too fucking school!
 
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Kenny O.

Member
Hah, your all lame with your excuses, your parents cant literally pick you up and drag you to school and then push you outta the car. Just stay in bed and don't do shit.
 
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Cody Henderson

Member
ahaha i know i sound like a faggot but i have perfect attendence the whole way through junior high so far and im in 9th grade

i just havent gotten sick and i hate making up work cause honors is gay.
 
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dre

Member
Kenny Owens said:
Hah, your all lame with your excuses, your parents cant literally pick you up and drag you to school and then push you outta the car. Just stay in bed and don't do shit.
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my parents would find a way to do it. threats also seem to work pretty well and you can't do shit about it pretty much
 
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coombsey

Member
.JamesBarrett said:
you bloody joker.

Go too school trust me. I wasted like a year of my life, i waged like 2 weeks in a row, and just went and chilled at the skatepark haha, that's when i was a "scooter freak" haha, but yeah, trust me go too fucking school!
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haha i always wag and go scoot lol!

i just say mum not goin 2day goin skate park then off i go
 
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