Ways to get yourself out of school!

[mat]

half of a potato + rubberbands + knee + refusal to see doctor = get out of school.

i have never tried it and it might not be a good idea, therefor im not posting instructions. its not hard to find online. anyone here know what im talking about?

 

[Big L]

Just go to school, but come like 15 minutes late, and get a late slip, so they dont call your house, then walk out

 

[steven]

i can just leave out the front door but if anything for n excuse ill pul the vomit card
ill make myself throw up on class to leave
i havent used it yet but i will soon

 

[Dustin Nooner]

LMAO. Just make yourself throw up.
Say your sick the day/night before.
Take a LAX. hahah.
High school is pretty easy. Got ot he nurse and say you have a headache and stomache ache. then the nurse says Its going around. lol and you can go home <333
Depression.
Blame shit on your girlfreind/boyfriend what ever your into.

OR just dow hat i did and ditch 213 days of school. plus more. I have not been notified of my further absenses since last year haha.

 

[schuhman524]

say u have a sore throat and gag ur self to puck or smell something really bad

 

[felinaferoz]

yo, no one beats me.

every month before i was on the pill i got violent cramps and missed 2 days of school and the nurse knew that so shed let me stay in the office whenever cuz she experianced it first hand. (i turned blue, and threw up and it hurt so much i couldnt cry or pee or pretty much any bodily function nahh meen.)

ive faked a fever cuz i put all the covers i had on me and stayed under them and breathed hard until my mom came, so i was sweaty beat red and hot.

ive thrown up on purpose, or poured water in the toilet to make it sound like that.

i can make myself feel sick on command so i dont have to act and i look terrible and people believe it, but it takes a while to go away.

if i dont eat well and sleep for some days i look like mshit and people think im sick, ive been sent home for that.

i was sent home once cuz i mildly passed out in class and the nurse made me go on the wheel chair to call my mom.

i mostly used the sick on command thing, but now i dont care, i just dont go.

 

[Kerianne]

just say you dont feel good.
or go to school but dont go to class and thn just get a late pass...eassy.

 

[Jeremy B.]

haha today my friend ditched but then got chased by some supervisor lady and he got caight.... 1 week of 2 hour after school detention

 

[charles]

You could be like me and just full on stop going and ditch alot and cuss out teachers
but then cops come to ur house haha

 

[Brian Boston]

You guys are such bitches. The only time i got out of school early I passed out walking to my desk, fell into my desk, woke up with my teacher in my face and got drug to the nurses office by some dyke ass nurse, and they didn't want to let me go home. Man up.

Oh also skipped school on senior cut day to goto six flags, but my mom was down with it.

 

[Lil Steve]

You guys are such bitches. The only time i got out of school early I passed out walking to my desk, fell into my desk, woke up with my teacher in my face and got drug to the nurses office by some dyke ass nurse, and they didn't want to let me go home. Man up.

Oh also skipped school on senior cut day to goto six flags, but my mom was down with it.

Your a rebel Brian. I wish I could be like you sometimes.

 

[felinaferoz]

You could be like me and just full on stop going and ditch alot and cuss out teachers
but then cops come to ur house haha

i did that
i didnt get cops called on me though.